spuriousmonkey and the USA

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  3. Kunax Sciforums:Reality not required Registered Senior Member

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    and swallows?

    Each time i see bush i cannot help but think about how empty headed he looks and how much he reminds me of a monkey. Hell if he where to be kidnapped and replaced by a monkey, im not sure anyone would notice.
     
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  5. Chatha big brown was screwed up Registered Senior Member

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    But you have to understand, Americans are amongst the most adamant people in the world. For one thing the play "American football"(a game virtually no other country plays) and refuse to adopt the metric system. Most of them are closed minded and have no fucking idea of what they are talking about half the time. I guess thats just the way things are; its works for them, who cares...I still love them.

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  7. TruthSeeker Fancy Virtual Reality Monkey Valued Senior Member

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    Smooooooooooooooth.....

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  8. TruthSeeker Fancy Virtual Reality Monkey Valued Senior Member

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    Victoria, BC is really good with whale watching....
    Or so I heard....

    I'm sure places around here are great...

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    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/5344472.stm
    The writer of the Harry Potter novels was going to blow up the airplane with a manuscript.

    That said, she do looks a bit like a taleban agent. It's the beard that gives her away.

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    Your just a jump on a i hate america band wagon airhead.
     
  11. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    Trivial information:

    There are more TVs in the american household than people!

    At the moment there are on average 2.73 tv sets in the average household in the USA, that consists of 2,55 people. Half of the american households have 3 or more TVs, and only 19% has only 1 TV in their house. In 1975 only 57% of the households had only 1 TV and 11% had 3 or more.

    In the average household in the USA the TV is turned on more than 1/3 of the day, that is 8 hours and 14 minutes. That is one hour more than 10 years ago. The average American watches TV daily for 4 hours and 35 minutes.

    All is well. The USA is prospering.
     
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    I've been looking for an excuse to post the following, thanks

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    Seemed aproppiate...
     
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    When I'm in the US I'm amazed at how much advertising there is on TV, so called "info-mercials" last 10-20 minutes while they talk about the miracle of some cleaning product or exercise equipment. It goes on so long they have to put an "Advertisment" caption in the corner in case anyone mistook it for a programme. A complete contrast to the type of advertising I see in the UK where its usually less than a minute long per product.

    I guess if people are watchin TV so much its extreemly atractive to the advertising industry. Heck even I'm wondering if I need an Ionic Breeze...
     
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    Call now and get one extra free of charge!
     
  15. Absane Rocket Surgeon Valued Senior Member

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    I watch TV for about 1 hour a day. Sometimes never. The only things I will watch are either educational or Adult Swim cartoons.
     
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    Oh yeah...

    I have two. One in my bedroom and one in my living room...

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    That's what I did!

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    I also got 5 free filters and 3 mini fans, for some reason...

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    Has it made any difference? Were the claims true? Are your lungs now free of dangerous particulates?
     
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    I was joking... :bugeye:

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  20. Nickelodeon Banned Banned

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    Also the number of adverts for pills that aparently reduce cholesterol was eery. How about guzzling less fat instead?
     
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    or more exercise
     
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    or any exercise.
     
  23. vslayer Registered Senior Member

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    i fail to see how putting on 10kg of plastic armour and playing a ripoff of rugby is anything like football. why dont they make up their own name?
     

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