spuriousmonkey and the USA

spurious said:
I already moved countries (to a nice socialist country).

I don't want to go home. Holland sucks.
and swallows?

Each time i see bush i cannot help but think about how empty headed he looks and how much he reminds me of a monkey. Hell if he where to be kidnapped and replaced by a monkey, im not sure anyone would notice.
 
But you have to understand, Americans are amongst the most adamant people in the world. For one thing the play "American football"(a game virtually no other country plays) and refuse to adopt the metric system. Most of them are closed minded and have no fucking idea of what they are talking about half the time. I guess thats just the way things are; its works for them, who cares...I still love them.

"comformity is the opposite of intelligence"- can't remember
 
spuriousmonkey said:
Came accross this:

bush2.jpg
Smooooooooooooooth..... :D
 
ripleofdeath said:
would love to check out the whale watching and scenic parts primarily.
Victoria, BC is really good with whale watching....
Or so I heard....

I'm sure places around here are great... :cool:
 
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/5344472.stm
American airport staff almost stopped Harry Potter author JK Rowling boarding a flight because she would not part with the manuscript for the final book.

Rowling was not prepared to stow her top secret notes for book number seven in her check-in baggage.

Eventually she was allowed to take them on the flight, bound in elastic bands.

Passengers flying from America still face baggage restrictions following the uncovering of an alleged plot to blow up transatlantic flights.

The writer of the Harry Potter novels was going to blow up the airplane with a manuscript.

That said, she do looks a bit like a taleban agent. It's the beard that gives her away.

_42085274_rowling_pa203.jpg
 
G. F. Schleebenhorst said:
Everyone outside the USA who isn't getting something from them for free or isn't a consumer fuckwit(tm) hates americans.

This is because:

1) You bomb babies
2) We are sick of 50 cent
3) I am sick of looking at 40 year olds with fake tits and leather skin in pigtails
4) We don't want your worthless dollars
5) You refuse to abide by almost every treaty or protocol
6) Hyprocrisy such as "We can have more WMD than anyone else but as soon as you try to make any for yourself we'll bomb your children. PS here's some WMD OMG THEY HAVE WMD BOMB THEM"
7) Hollywood


Your just a jump on a i hate america band wagon airhead.
 
Trivial information:

There are more TVs in the american household than people!

At the moment there are on average 2.73 tv sets in the average household in the USA, that consists of 2,55 people. Half of the american households have 3 or more TVs, and only 19% has only 1 TV in their house. In 1975 only 57% of the households had only 1 TV and 11% had 3 or more.

In the average household in the USA the TV is turned on more than 1/3 of the day, that is 8 hours and 14 minutes. That is one hour more than 10 years ago. The average American watches TV daily for 4 hours and 35 minutes.

All is well. The USA is prospering.
 
Last edited:
spuriousmonkey said:
There are more TVs in the american household than people!
I've been looking for an excuse to post the following, thanks ;)
Disposable Heroes Of Hiphoprisy - Television, The Drug Of The Nation Lyrics

One Nation under God
has turned into
One Nation under
the influence
of one drug

Television, the drug
of the Nation
Breeding ignorance and feeding radiation

T.V., I.T. satellite links
our United States of
unconciousness
Apathetic therapeutic and extremely
addictive
the methadone metronome pumping out
150
channels 24 hours a day
you can flip through all of them
and still there's nothing worth watching

T.V.
is the reason why less than ten percent of our
Nation reads
books daily
Why most people think Central America
means Kansas
Socialism means unamerican
and
Apartheid is a new headache remedy

absorbed in
it's world it's so hard to find us
It shapes our
minds the most
maybe the mother of our Nation
should
remind us
that we're sitting to close to. . .

Television, the drug of the Nation
Breeding ignorance and
feeding radiation

T.V. is
the stomping ground
for political candidates
Where bears in the woods
are
chased by Grecian Formula'd
bald eagles

T.V. is mechanized politic's
remote control over the
masses
co-sponsered by environmentally safe gases
watch for the PBS special

It's the
perpetuation of the two party system
where image takes
precedence over wisdom
Where sound bite politics are served
to
the fastfood culture

Where straight teeth in
your mouth
are more important than the words
that come
out of it
Race baiting is the way to get selected
Willie Horton or
Will he not get elected on . . .

Television, the drug of the Nation
Breeding
ignorance and feeding radiation

T.V. is it the
reflector or the director?
Does it imitate us or do we
imitate it
Because a child watches 1500 murders before
he's
twelve years old and we wonder how we've
created
a Jason generation that learns to laugh
rather
than abhor the horror

T.V. is the place where
armchair generals and quarterbacks can
experience first
hand
the excitement of video warfare
as the theme song
is sung in the background

Sugar sweet sitcoms
that leave us with a bad actor taste while
pop stars
metamorphosize into soda pop stars
You saw the video
You heard the soundtrack
Well now go buy the soft
drink
Well, the only cola that I support
would be a
union C.O.L.A. (Cost of Living Allownace)
On Television.

Television, the drug of the Nation
Breeding
ignorance and feeding radiation

Back again, "New and
Improved",
we return to our irregularly programmed
schedule
hidden cleverly between heavy breasted
beer
and car commericals

CNN ESPN ABC TNT but mostly
B.S.
Where oxymoronic language like
"virtually
spotless" "fresh frozen"
"light yet filling" and "military
intelligence"
have become standard

T.V. is the
place where phrases are redefined
like "recession" to
"necessary downturn"
"crude oil" on a beach to "mousse"
"Civilian death" to "collateral damages"
and being killed
by your own Army
is now called "friendly fire"

T.V. is the place where the pursuit
of happiness has
become the pursuit of trivia
Where toothpaste and cars have
become sex objects
Where imagination is sucked out of
children
by a cathode ray nipple
T.V. is the only wet
nurse
that would create a cripple

Television,
the drug of the Nation
Breeding ignorance and feeding
radiation
On Television . . .
Seemed aproppiate...
 
When I'm in the US I'm amazed at how much advertising there is on TV, so called "info-mercials" last 10-20 minutes while they talk about the miracle of some cleaning product or exercise equipment. It goes on so long they have to put an "Advertisment" caption in the corner in case anyone mistook it for a programme. A complete contrast to the type of advertising I see in the UK where its usually less than a minute long per product.

I guess if people are watchin TV so much its extreemly atractive to the advertising industry. Heck even I'm wondering if I need an Ionic Breeze...
 
I watch TV for about 1 hour a day. Sometimes never. The only things I will watch are either educational or Adult Swim cartoons.
 
Chatha said:
they play "American football"(a game virtually no other country plays) and refuse to adopt the metric system.

i fail to see how putting on 10kg of plastic armour and playing a ripoff of rugby is anything like football. why dont they make up their own name?
 
Back
Top