Finish my Sentence

a freedom lovin' hero of the United States of America, who bit his ears off with his mighty square jaw, resulting in....

 

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the brim of Jacko's hat falling below his eyes essentially blinding him, stumbling aimlessly about, Jacko walked towards .......

 

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terrorist chicanos who stood tall at

 

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the sight of a couple of stray dogs fornicating. Jacko reached for his..

 

wallet and pulled from it a picture of an Indian girl he once knew, he had long since forgotten her name but he suddenly remembered....."Two Dogs Fucking' he muttered to himself, 'My old friend', and with that Jacko jumped in the Hummer and drove straight to......

 

the gas station to fill the bastard up. "Fill the bastard up!" he screamed at the pump attendant, shortly before pulling

 

..his glock 21 and robbing the gas station. Little did he know, a select few Oompa Loompas were sent to follow him by Willy Wonka, with the objective to...

 

tie him down and pluck each hair from his body individually, collecting enough extremely powerful MJ hair to..

 

....power Willy Wonka's newest inventon, the...

 

new candy bar, Jacko's Vanilla Chocolate with Rhythm and Soul, one bite will improve your ability to....

 

....bewitch. Jacko also had a hip hop bar that allowed him to......

 

love kids so much that he'd very often feel like a 10 year old boy, he usually had one just before......

 

....had one for breakfast and one for dinner, he felt what the hell: life's what you make it never fake it.....

 

and he said to anyone that thought otherwise "you wanna be starting something?" which backfired once when...

 

....he employed it to the beat of 'can you feel it'. So this time he reverted to plan B and sung the lyrics of dirty diana to the music of.......

 

teen spirit, which didn't work all that well really. Undeterred, he reached into his pocket and fondled his...

 

....anal beads. Just then Woody came along with gay pictures and they both agreed on a mutually satisfactory transaction for....

 

MJ's 2002 ford escort. They agreed that the seats would definitely need industrial cleaning though, especially after..

 

...the bubbles incident the night before. Just then MJ spotted a fairground and got all.....

 

wet.





It had started to rain. All of a sudden a car slid across the wet tarmac.....