Ahhh. Lawdog's a troll. I gotcha. Makes perfect sense. Classified and categorized. One more mystery solved. Way to go gang!
The Earth IS flat. A sphere with a 4,000 mile radius is on the average flatter than any solid surface that humans usually use.
Dwayne, as I noted in an earlier post: If you have a hollow head it is much easier to believe in a hollow Earth.
Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! certainly no hunting dog. Perhaps a Hell-dog! riku, Prince James, I am tempted to put more credence in Hollow Earth theory than I once did. I had many geology courses in college and suspect that the scientists do not know as much as they claim about the interior of the earth. Some caverns and waterways extend miles into the earth. Just recently a diver was killed in England while exploring at great depth.
Lawdog, you are in fact wrong about Dante. Presuming you have read the inferno (And hopefully the following two books as well), As he enters the cave after announcing that he has strayed from the path, it states that he enters into the spiritual realm, by no means did he state that there was a cave somewhere that lead to hell (the bible also does not state, or reimburse the idea of a hollow earth either?). A solid core does not create a nuclear reaction unless it is of the proper size (requires a ridiculous ammount of pressure) and of the proper materials. To throw this in as well, the Aurora Borealis is caused by radiation from the sun hitting the magnetic field around the earth
He (the modern Lawdog) is a liar 1) It would be impossible for someone with a brain to be so dense. Their head would implode. 2) Lawdog's head is more like a swiss cheese, with vast caverns housing .... well nothing really. 3) His apparent mental activity is actually only the sound made by the wind passing through those caverns. 4) The light in his eyes is a reflection of the startled expression of passers-by and not an indication that someone is at home. 5) Eyewitnesses include the entire forum. 6) This theory is supported by the Bible - Proverbs 26, verse 11 - As a dog returneth to his vomit, [so] a fool returneth to his folly.
how learned of you to read Dante. in several places in the poem however Vergil does assert that hell is or will become a physical place for the bodies of the resurrected dead. Scientific info is interesting, however my doubt remains.
was this necessary? When have I insulted you thus? In my mind your cosmology also makes very little sense and seems ridiculous.
I rather think it was. This may be the pseudoscience section, but this is still a science forum and you have been spouting the very essence of nonsense. Such juvenile behviour is not without its consequences. Disregarding the fundamentals of science is not yet a criminal offense, but perhaps it should be. You claim to have an open mind - I have taken that to its logical conclusion. Although a little obvious I thought my spoof of your post was mildly amusing in structure. Try developing a sense of humour. You may find you are both more tolerable and tolerant that way. In the quote above - "All modern geologists are liars." I mean, if you can call me a liar openly then I think I can poke a little fun at your quaint ideas, don't you? This is a reflection of the state of your mind, not the state of my cosmology.
First, can I just say that Ophi laid the smackdown on lawdog's punk ass, and it was fun to watch? Ophi, you're my hero, dude. Yeah, let's just throw away the years of progress in favor of a nutjob who thinks the Earth is a chunk of swiss cheese that spews Demon-Hounds. Yup. Makes sense to me. And dude, "the bounds of pseudoscience" is an oxymoron; in science fiction, there are no boundries. I could say on this forum with full confidence that Earth was once ruled by the Unicorn Kingdom from the planet France. It would be alright for me to do so, because you couldn't prove me wrong. Hence, pseudoscience. The most profound statement you have ever made in your entire life. You do not have an open mind. Absolutely, 100% correct. You really weren't expecting the legend to come out of hibernation and make you look like a tool, now were ya? I get a kick out of that, when the Big Dogs like Ophi and SkinWalker drop knowledge on the kooks. This one is especially delicious because now Lawdog is limping like a hurt puppy. Hey Ophiolite, remember when you and I had a similar conversation not two weeks ago? I'll handle this one, bro. Dude, calling someone a liar is exactly a personal attack on them. You can't call someone a liar, or a theif, or a cheater, and not be making a significant judgement on their character. Unless you were joking...were you joking? I don't think so. It's funny, cuz you were all hellfire and brimstone a second ago, and now you're all like "Uh, that's not, like, really even, like, I mean, even, sorta, like, what I meant..." Hahahha JD
lawdog has convinced me....the earth is hollow 5.8 miles below the surface. that must be where all the dinosaurs went. "land of the lost", anyone? the tv says it is true, and i must obey my master..... Marshall, Will, and Holly On a routine expedition Met the greatest earthquake ever known. High on the rapids It struck their tiny raft. And plunged them down a thousand feet below. To the Land of the Lost. To the Land of the Lost. To the Land of the Lost.
I take it nobody's heard of Robert Rankin. The truth is, the earth is hollow with holes at the poles where you can parachute down to the inner earth. However, no holes have been found at our poles. That's because we are on the inner earth. The sky is faked. The moon landing never happened - because there is no moon. And the people on the outer earth regularly poach humans for use in fancy restaurants. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
It doesn't just SOUND credible, it IS credible. Sources for the fake sky/fake moon theory include: The Beatles, Slipknot albums played backwards, my Mom, and the grey that landed in my backyard. People need to stop pretending that the Earth isn't hollow. They're only kidding themselves, and spitting in the face of God, who lives in a condo just outside the fake sky. The fake moon is made out of rubber bands. Ironically enough, the fake sky is made out of cheese. On a related note, that grey said he was just looking for his pet HellHound. JD
