Mandatory Homosexuality

Discussion in 'Politics' started by android, Jul 19, 2006.

  1. android nothing human inside Registered Senior Member

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    1. Our society is not sensitive enough to homosexuals.
    2. Being gay for a day would make heterosexuals more sensitive.
    .: Since part of our goal is to be sensitive to homosexuals, we need MANDATORY HOMOSEXUALITY.

    For 24 hours hets must:

    * Engage in only gay sex and at least one sex act.
    * Dress in rainbow colors.
    * Attend gay parties, clubs, events.
    * Vote democratic.

    Who's with me?
     
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  3. madanthonywayne Morning in America Registered Senior Member

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    You almost had me, but vote democrat? That's just too gay for me.
     
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  5. Oniw17 ascetic, sage, diogenes, bum? Valued Senior Member

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    That's funny.
     
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  7. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    Is black a colour of the rainbow?
     
  8. Genji Registered Senior Member

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    I'M withya! Except for voting democrat. Voting in the US is for delusional pussies, imo at least.
     
  9. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    Scientific studies have shown that 73% of republicans are gay. This was a suprising outcome for the scientific community since the official policy of republicans usually consists out of publicly bashing homosexuals. In private it turned out they really really liked bashing homosexuals. From behind.

    This study was blocked for publication by the rightwing publishers of scientific journals. The outrage of the scientific community was muffled by the threat of removal of federal funding.

    On the cause of the high prevalence of homosexuality among republicans an anonymous scientist said: Republicans spend their waking hours kissing ass of whoever is higher in the hierarchy and it is speculated that they develop a taste for the male ass since that is predominantly the kind of ass they are kissing. This psychological dependency on ass kissing is transformed into a physiological desire.

    When asked if republicans like to receive or give during the male on male intercourse said scientist reported that the common trend was that the republican liked mostly to receive. They are so adapted to the subordinate unimaginative way of thinking that receiving is the only option.

    When asked who then is the dominant partner of these submissive republicans the scientist in question responded small chinese man.


    www.censored-research.com/republicans/homosexuality.html
     
  10. android nothing human inside Registered Senior Member

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    I thought it was Clinton who tolerated Chinese spying, where Bush is more favorable to Israeli spies.
     
  11. TruthSeeker Fancy Virtual Reality Monkey Valued Senior Member

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    That's because the majority of republicans are also catholic christians, who love to contradicty themselves and slap on the wrist saying "bad! bad! sinful! sinful!"

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    So all catholic christians are closet gays?

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  12. TruthSeeker Fancy Virtual Reality Monkey Valued Senior Member

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    No way!

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    Not me!

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  13. TruthSeeker Fancy Virtual Reality Monkey Valued Senior Member

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    Actually, I could be a lesbian. May I be a lesbian?

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  14. leopold Valued Senior Member

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    you are absolutely hilarious.
     
  15. The Devil Inside Banned Banned

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    pork sausage isnt kosher, sorry android.
    i have to vote against your resolution.
     
  16. android nothing human inside Registered Senior Member

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    That's OK -- there's more than one way for Anglo-Semitic sodomy to occur.

    Actually, I'm a mulatto so that makes it Africo-Anglo-Semitic sodomy.

    Oh, YETH

    :m:
     
  17. Guru Registered Senior Member

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    Wow is this a pathetic attempt by rebuplican posters to ignite a gay issue debate in an election year ...wow ..this is really smart and intelligent post ...but I really ask why does it matter when the voting system in US is already decided by the election machine manufacturers like diebold
     
  18. The Devil Inside Banned Banned

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    well, "laying with a man as with a woman" is still forbidden to me by my religion.

    but feel free to pay me for holding the camera, if you REAAAAALLY want me to be involved.
     
  19. Naat Scientia potestas est. Registered Senior Member

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    I need some proof for that. Logic tells me that if they don´t like gays before, forcing a dick into their arses wouldn´t force them to like gays afterwards. They may have some sensitive parts but it would not be the brain.
     
  20. Genji Registered Senior Member

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    As a card carrying fag I'm not with you. 1st: Fuck the Democrats. Haven't voted for them since the mid-80's. Rainbow colors? Never worn rainbow colors and never met anyone that has. Attend gay parties? Clubs? Events? Gay bars are tired and for the young set. Parties? You mean a group of friends that are gay hanging out? Why not? Do you think we fuck 24/7?? Events. What's a gay event? Been to one Gay Pride parade, as a spectator and after the drag queens were gone it was boring. You are one of those cro-magnon rednecks that thinks we are some alien species. Sorry to disrupt your fantasy but we work, eat, visit friends and family, sleep and try to have fun when we can. Grow up little man.
     
  21. Fraggle Rocker Staff Member

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    Most of us outsiders assume that "gay" applies to both men and women. "Homosexual" is just too big a word.
     
  22. TruthSeeker Fancy Virtual Reality Monkey Valued Senior Member

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    "Gay" means "happy". Lesbians are not happy?

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  23. Genji Registered Senior Member

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    So two adult same sex humans in love is equal to fucking dogs? You are a pervert. Get some help.
     

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