Cake or seeing your relatives?

Discussion in 'Ethics, Morality, & Justice' started by Theoryofrelativity, Aug 4, 2006.

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Which do you choose, party in heaven or chance to see and help your living relatives

  1. Stay in heaven and enjoy all that it has to offer

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  2. Help my living relatives and reside for all eternity in squalor

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  3. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    I'll pick choice two; I'd rather assist the loved ones and minimalisation would be good for me-I'm a terrible pack rat.

    Not to mention that choice one would bore me very soon.
     
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    Hi Sam, sorry I added a bit, not sure whether it makes a difference to your answer or not.
     
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  7. redarmy11 Registered Senior Member

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    Cake.

    Cake and fuck 'em.

    But wait. Do these relatives deserve my help?
     
  8. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    Nope it doesn't. Thanks
     
  9. DJ Erock Resident Skeptic Registered Senior Member

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    I chose the cake. However, helping my relatives could be considered an individual desire, so that could be part of my cake. the icing part... mmmm....
     
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    No contact with living humans in choice 1
     
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    I have valid 'moral' reasons aside for liking cake for choosing option 1? any of you?
     
  12. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    Well I'm already living choice one, so I know what its like.

    Its alright getting whatever you want, but not worth very much without loved ones. (whether they know it or not)
     
  13. redarmy11 Registered Senior Member

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    Yes. I really like cake.
     
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    your loved ones will also be dead in few yrs, yet you elect to spend all eternity (a long time) in a cold cell. :bugeye:

    also if you don't choose now to spend your time/attention with/on loved ones, why after you are dead?
     
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    it is good cake, the best
     
  16. redarmy11 Registered Senior Member

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    It's definitely the cake option, without a doubt.

    Fuck 'em.
     
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    A!

    I feel no such moral obligation to my family to choose otherwise.
     
  18. antifreeze defrosting agent Registered Senior Member

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    exactly! just because they are related to me doesn't mean they aren't complete jackasses.
     
  19. redarmy11 Registered Senior Member

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    They'll get to have their cake and eat it one day. * dispatches a wench to cut him another slice *
     
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    what about loved ones? your girlfriend?
     
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    You know you will have to make this choice for real one day!

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    so give it your serious attention.

    Black forrest gateaux
     
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    My thinking is: will my loved one's manage in life without my guidance? I'm assuming yes. Will they get hit by a bus or fall down a deep well? The chances are minimal, but let's hope so - the sooner they join me the better. Am I willing to spend eternity on a hard chair so that I can assist them in their few fleeting moments on Earth? No, don't be silly.
     
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    Oh alright. I'll take the cake

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    I'm too hedonistic for a cell anyway!
     

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