I'm sure this has been asked before...BUT...

Whose manhood is that, Roman? I bet 50 american pounds that he's family.

 

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Or whatever you call them over there.

 

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scorpio apparently. and this son-of-a-***** probably will be murdered. that table was hilarious.

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well,I am a scorpio. When I first read the basic scorpio profile many ,many years ago I was dumbfounded by the accuracy of it.I am all that the scorpio describes.

sex drive,business sense[allthou montary gain has eludued me,yet i never go hungry],attitude,demeanor,its all very accurate.

I am also a monkey,allthou that one is not as accurate as the horoscope,it still mostly applies.

But I belive in fate[sort of] so what would I know?

 

dollars
greenbacks
bucks

 

And how many dollars to the groat?

 

im a sagittarius

 

I'm a taurus. Born in the year of the dragon.

Yes, that fits me well.

 

Do you want the sign we were actually born under or our current one? I had mine changed by deed poll because I didn't like the description... :bugeye:

 

I'm a Libra. I do see a lot of ressemblace between myself and my zodiac descriptions.I sometimes read my daily horoscope in the newspaper, I've noticed they're usually accurate aswell. I'm not sure why though. Probably the same reason Nastodamus made so many accurate predictions, vagueness.

 

So does anyone not think they conform to their astrological descriptions then? Any timid Leos out there? Insensitive, unbalanced Librans?

Come on, just one will do - you're all in danger of destroying my materialist worldview here.

PS: NO WOO-WOOS.

 

But I like being a bully dragon!
Well, sometimes. Sometimes I prefer being a widdoe fwowew ...


So, here's something to destwoy youw matewiawistic wowwdview!

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Just looked at my "description" on http://www.astralarts.com/aquarius.html
I don't agree:
not a team player, don't like groups, not ambitious, no interest whatsoever in being a leader.
Does that count Red?

 

Are you patronising me, water?

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Actually, I had the western signs in mind, not the Chinese ones (though, worryingly, I'm also a perfect Rooster).

Taurus the Bull:

Please tell me this isn't accurate.

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Yes, that'll do Oli, thanks.

Phew... what a relief.

OK, where was I? Oh yes...

WHAT A LOAD OF PSEUDO-SCIENTIFIC BULLSHIT! :bugeye:

 

You must be a Scorpio!

 

I am a virgo.

 

Typical!

 

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What do you mean?

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