The NEXUS magazine LIE !?!?

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  1. Communist Hamster Cricetulus griseus leninus Valued Senior Member

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    What do you mean "WTF"? Isn't it obvious? Aliens came to Earth and designed the Qwerty layout!
     
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  3. FieryIce Tic Toc, World in Cobalt Blue Registered Senior Member

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    The operative word there is “came”. Mr. Rodent, don’t you mean herded or thrown as in prisoners.
     
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  5. Communist Hamster Cricetulus griseus leninus Valued Senior Member

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    Of course, how silly of me. All the evidence points that way.
     
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  7. phlogistician Banned Banned

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    It was designed for ten, four fully articulated and two opposing digits. IE, TWO HUMAN HANDS YOU FREAKING LUNATIC.
     
  8. FieryIce Tic Toc, World in Cobalt Blue Registered Senior Member

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    Right, sure Phloger.

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    The simplest explanation fits, no articulation, no opposing digits, just simply 12 digits fit the keyboard perfectly, like the keyboard right in front of you and everyone else typing at their computers.
     
  9. craterchains (Norval What will you know tomorrow? Registered Senior Member

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    Tsk, tsk, tsk, plogger. The lies of all the media pales by comparison to forums like this one. Mushrooms anyone? Plenty here in this forum of bull shit lies, deceptions, slander and on and on, just like the bible tells of.

    FOCLMFAO
     
  10. Ophiolite Valued Senior Member

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    I don't know what kind of weird keyboard you have, but this one, on a Compaq Evo N800c, is set up perfectly for eighty eight digits. Weird, huh?
     
  11. phlogistician Banned Banned

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    You know, talk of alien conspiracies, and keyboard layouts, means that that RAND corporation probably are in league with the reverse vampires and the saucer people, ....
     
  12. FieryIce Tic Toc, World in Cobalt Blue Registered Senior Member

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    It would mean the technology of imput devices were set up to satisify someone elses physical peculiarities.
     
  13. Stryder Keeper of "good" ideas. Valued Senior Member

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    http://abckeyboard.co.uk/qwerty.htm

    I'm only sourcing one website, however you can hunt round the internet for many more explaining the history of the QWERTY keyboard.

    Simply it was designed to stop keys jamming from fast typists on typewriters, although apparently a mechanical design change could of been made to stop the jamming.

    It has nothing to do with the numbers of fingers or other extruding things (tentacles?) a person has. Fiery/Norval, If you believe the keyboard to have been laid out for alien entities, then it really does add to doubt casting on any of your "Other" theories.
     
  14. FieryIce Tic Toc, World in Cobalt Blue Registered Senior Member

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    Stryder, just admit it, all this information is well outside your competency, even simply looking into a magazine such as Nexus. Just admit your incompetent and resign your moderatorship, or lack there of.
     
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  17. Stryder Keeper of "good" ideas. Valued Senior Member

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    The only incompetency showing is you spout the same retorts.
     
  18. Absane Rocket Surgeon Valued Senior Member

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    Show me have a keyboard for 5-digits (5 for each hand) would look like.
     
  19. FieryIce Tic Toc, World in Cobalt Blue Registered Senior Member

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    Stryder that is just a figment of your Cybernaut Hologram.
     
  20. phlogistician Banned Banned

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    Fiery/Norv, are you saying that the QWERTY keyboard was designed FOR, or BY aliens?

    Have you ever travelled abroad, and seen an AZERTY keyboard? Not all keyboard layouts are the same. Ever used an alternative input device, such as a Dvorak, or Quinkey?

    I think you two whackos don't know enough about Earth to make claims of an extra-terrestrial nature. Either of you two have a passport? Speak another language? Ever travelled/lived abroad? Because you both sound very narrow minded, insular, and US centric.
     
  21. Squeak22 4th Level Human Registered Senior Member

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    What about DVORAK keyboards? Definately aliens there! And Trackballs! Anyone who uses a trackball is an alien!
    /sarcasm
     
  22. FieryIce Tic Toc, World in Cobalt Blue Registered Senior Member

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    Guess after digit removal surgery resorting to trackballs would be logical.
     
  23. craterchains (Norval What will you know tomorrow? Registered Senior Member

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    The whole point being all the lies and deceptions humans are inundated with, WHY?

    What do these thrown down loosers think they will accomplish by keeping up this charade?

    It tis but a mear annoyance now that we have the means to identify and even classify them. Bull shit liars, jealous, greedy, envious, and still nobody wants "them"for a neighbor.

    That magizine is but one of the wys of information aquisition and control.

    Norval
     

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