The Non-Sequitur Thread

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by TruthSeeker, May 26, 2006.

  1. Zephyr Humans are ONE Registered Senior Member

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    Walking sedately to the loo is less likely to bring about the apocalypse.
     
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  3. TruthSeeker Fancy Virtual Reality Monkey Valued Senior Member

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    That actually completely makes sense considering butter is tasty...
     
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  5. Killjoy Propelling The Farce!! Valued Senior Member

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    Considering butter completely makes sense... That, actually, is tasty...

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    ps:
    mmm...
    coco-cakes...
     
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  7. invert_nexus Ze do caixao Valued Senior Member

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    Not a non sequitur, but fuck you all.

    With this quote, I searched this and that and the train led inexorably to here:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capicola

    Life is a non non sequitur sometimes.
     
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    You're a day late and a dollar short with the cheese-whiz, there spunky...!

    We knew what we knew when we knew we knew it.

    You = CHOAD - and that's the Grand High King type, or I'm a luddite heretic !

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  9. invert_nexus Ze do caixao Valued Senior Member

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    Well, fuck me.
    I only read the first bit of this thread way back when. And then scanned a bit today... completely missed your previous epiphany.

    Which, by the way, was a non non sequitur. Which means that you are a choad. Seeing as how you've been playing the game....

    I suppose that follows, doesn't it?
     
  10. Killjoy Propelling The Farce!! Valued Senior Member

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    Non sequitur ?

    Your facts are un-coordinated...

    heh...

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  11. TruthSeeker Fancy Virtual Reality Monkey Valued Senior Member

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    What!? Who's following me!?
    *squizophrenically*
     
  12. Zephyr Humans are ONE Registered Senior Member

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    Sometimes the paranoid are aliens.
     
  13. gurglingmonkey More Amazing in RL Registered Senior Member

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    Too often i find myself tasking for ghouls in the mid-atlantic

    Papa left sister with-

    SWEET zombie gee Sus.
    Doctored and canceled and tricking, fennel and funnel.

    Word salad has too many calories.
     
  14. Naat Scientia potestas est. Registered Senior Member

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    There is no real point in this thread, therefore it is in the free thought section.
     
  15. Ophiolite Valued Senior Member

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    March always comes after May.
     
  16. oscar confusoid Registered Senior Member

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    (I got this one on my e-mail yesterday)

    God is love, love is blind, Stevie Wonder is blind, therefore Stevie Wonder is God!

    Someone told me once that I was a nobody, then I remembered that nobody is perfect...therefore I am perfect.

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    God is perfect, so I must be God. But if Stevie Wonder is God, then I am Stevie Wonder...oh my God, I must be blind!

    (meeeh

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  17. Killjoy Propelling The Farce!! Valued Senior Member

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    What is the sound of one blind hand...?

    How come it is like a rubber band ?

    Lacking a third leg, how'd the tripod stand ?

    Ham sammich at da beach - fuggin' thing's filled wit' sand !

    (no it isn't...)


    Oh...
     
  18. TruthSeeker Fancy Virtual Reality Monkey Valued Senior Member

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    The first premise is wrong, but the rest follows...

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    Having said that I shall sing a song about a canary and a cantanopy in my promontory because cheese smells good....
     
  19. Zephyr Humans are ONE Registered Senior Member

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    Money is the root of all evil, therefore Bill Gates for next president.

    Darn, that almost makes sense.
     
  20. TruthSeeker Fancy Virtual Reality Monkey Valued Senior Member

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    Someone drew silly caricatures, therefore, we should kill lots of random people...
     
  21. TruthSeeker Fancy Virtual Reality Monkey Valued Senior Member

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    Oil is profitable, therefore, let's go to war and spend hundreds of billions of dollars.
     
  22. KennyJC Registered Senior Member

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    It's funny that you should mention cheese, because I have always thought that the universe was pretty small, and humans pretty big.
     
  23. TruthSeeker Fancy Virtual Reality Monkey Valued Senior Member

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    Indeed... apples are orange because the sun is big...
     

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