Will this make me rich?

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  1. KennyJC Registered Senior Member

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  3. Naat Scientia potestas est. Registered Senior Member

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    I am sorry to bring you the grim message but probably not.

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    Cheer up thou, you seem to be active type of person, I am sure you will have no problem getting the money you need, just not with this method. I am willing to bet that you will win 10 000 before the same sum is donated.
     
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  5. KennyJC Registered Senior Member

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    Well I will have the last laugh when I am a millionaire

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  7. Absane Rocket Surgeon Valued Senior Member

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    There was a college student who convinced 2 million people to send him a penny each. He ended up with $20,000 or so to pay for college

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  8. Winner of Discontent i am a banana Registered Senior Member

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    *wonders if he really used that money for college*

    i suppose if you make up some sob story you could be mildly successful. crying about my credit card debt and student loans probably wouldn't be enough.
     
  9. Absane Rocket Surgeon Valued Senior Member

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    Well you need a plan. You cannot make yourself to look like you are sorry for yourself or that you even care about yourself at all. Got to look nuetral. Next, you have to look like your life depends on that money and if you do not get it, something bad will happen. And finally, you need to make it seem it would be impossible for you to raise that money yourself.
     
  10. Absane Rocket Surgeon Valued Senior Member

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    I know how to get money from people, I do it all the time. You just have to be slick about it (no, I do not pretend to be homeless... I am a smart college guy

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  11. Winner of Discontent i am a banana Registered Senior Member

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    lmao btw smart and college are not necessarily correlated. not saying you aren't smart, just saying.

    how do you look like you don't feel sorry for yourself but that your life depends on it or bad things will happen? i think putting on an air of feeling sorry for yourself may just work...however, trying to be light about it and full of humor could most certainly work and has. it all depends how great a storyteller you are really...and by storyteller i mean liar

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    lol.
     
  12. LeeDa Danger! Read with caution. Registered Senior Member

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    Could i like make some money without having a website? Give me your money.
     
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  15. Killjoy Propelling The Farce!! Valued Senior Member

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    Try something like this:
    Save Toby

    The original version of the site merely asked for cash donations.
    Supposedly, this fellow raised about $15,000 before Paypal stopped accepting 'em. Something about it being "cruel". Check it out & decide for yourself.
    Be sure & check the "updates" section, and buy a copy of the book fer fukk's sake !!!
    LoL

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  16. Mr. G reality.sys Valued Senior Member

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    So, you expect folks who will spend 83k hours in an office over the course of their lifetimes to give you some of their hard-earned income because you aren't willing to earn income to support your own sorry ass?

    Well, I'm not without empathy. PM me and I'll give you a map of local dumpsters you can frequent, though there may be some actual competition for the payoff.

    Oh, wait. You may have to spend 83k hours over the course of your lifetime fighting over the discards of others. How ironic.

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  17. Wikipedian Banned Banned

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    Wikipedia: Solicitation.

    I feel obliged to inform you that attempting to make money in this fashion could get you into trouble. Solicitation of money is taken very seriously in some countries.

    Netraising:
    Usually associated with non-profit non-government organisations. If you were to declare yourself a non-profit organisation and pay the fee's associated with such a move then you can quite legally netraise whatever sum you desire. The down side ofcourse being that you couldn't spend it on yourself. Unless you somehow created a charitable organisation dedicated to supporting a single individual. Ie yourself.

    International laws vary and the United States has less stringent rules than some other nations but I would advice speaking to a lawyer if you know one.
     
  18. draqon Banned Banned

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    Wikipedian go back 2 Wikipedia. Asking for money on internet isnt illegal. Stop making up shyt then post it on Wikipedia and tell us its been like that all the time.
     
  19. VitalOne Banned Banned

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    Yeah donating to someone online isn't illegal....

    but keep spreading this around, you'll get lots of money

    good luck
     
  20. Absane Rocket Surgeon Valued Senior Member

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    That site has been up for a while. I remember seeing two other dates when Toby would die. The guy keeps setting it back to get more money, and morons keep buying his book

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  21. Xerxes asdfghjkl Valued Senior Member

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    Your problem is a crummy attitude, not money. Go live in the gulag for a short while, then post back..
     
  22. draqon Banned Banned

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    well it proves that he is not a cold blooded killer.
     
  23. KennyJC Registered Senior Member

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    Well I thought it would be better to be honest. Besides, those people know what it's like to have to spend another 83,000 hours in an office. Perhaps they want one less person to suffer it :/

    Anyway I have one donation so far and that is just the beginning. This time next year this will be international news: "A man in his 20's has become a millionaire by simply asking for money on his website"...
     

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