World domination..who wants in?

actually if you spout, what you gonna say? You can't reveal the hidden code as it doesn't really exist, and if you say you can't see the hidden code, you'll just be revealed as unfaithful or worse stupid.

 

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Ritual suicide is always fun...

Wouldn't it be wise to take an inventory and roll-call on everything associated with the Ministry of Joy? I'm fairly lost amongst the big words and conspiracy non-theories.

Ooh, and can my band compose and perform our anthem?

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I like the sound of a band. But to raise our public profile yet further we should hold pop idol style auditions, of course they will be fixed and you can still secure the number 1 spot. Although that said, your band will be a bit long in the tooth in 25yrs or so won't they? unless they are happy to opt for the complete makeover team to completely make them over?

 

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Or, we could harvest fresh young bodies from our mindless followers and transplant the brains of the band into them, effiectively giving them new bodies!

 

yes, I did think you were going along a different tack for a moment then. I think all religious worship should be conducted in the nude...take our followers back to nature...I'm sure we can word it to make it seem like a nice pure thing to do. And some follower 'bonding' rituals?

 

Can I handle, uh, the um, Holy Orbs? I'll you know, stand around, holding the Orbs during public rituals and stuff, and look really good.

Achtung!
He has made an argument ad Nazi! He is of the Anti- ehhh, what are we again? He's of those who aren't us! Saboteur!

 

Yes yes, the Holy Orbs will look cool and perform "magic."

 

Or lactate. Whatever, it's all good.

 

The "Secret Geometry" is concealed in the cracks in the sacred stones, which, when combined in the proper sequence of inverse ratios, divided by the square root of their sum, divided by Pi, multiplied the speed of light, minus infinity - less the number of Oxycontin consumed by Rush Limbaugh, reveals the Cryptic Message of the Ages...

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I'm pretty sure the Jöy-Code comes out to something like "Jesus Built My Hot Rod"...

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I've decided to abandon this plan, I am instead hoping to join a relatively small but growing steadily elite group of goatriders.

Meanwhile Devil Inside, killjoy and Redarmy etc you may continue with this awesome project, I may see you in 25yrs to remind you who masterminded the plan and ask for my share.

 

and i hope they have you strung up and put to death

 

And you plan to get to Jupiter how? Especially since I control those 'goatriders', who are not necessarily what they seem.

"Cash Be With You".

 

You need a scapegoat to get this plan off the ground, someone everyone hates. Not "most everyone", but everyone.

 

I got my 'goat' but I'm not using as a scapegoat! Buddha1 aka Elija wotsit would be good for that!

 

Ohh, this religion is pretty miserable right now. WHat you need to do to create the holy book is to take some smart philosophers life work, and change a few key things so that it seems mystical and also fits your agenda. Seeing that, you will have to pick the philosopher closest related to you. I suggest satanism and buddhism. Except, don't call it that, and never mention christianity at all. You combine the two. You have the monk, who works his ass off day and night just for his spiritual growth (you). For the satanism part, here are some things. Kindness to those who deserve it, not just any old fool. Of course, the church decides who deserves it. Then, vengence instead of turning the other cheek. That could be used well. Do unto others as they do unto you. "When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him/her to stop. If he/she does not stop, destroy him/her." could be used as a metaphor for all of satanism instead of the individual.

 

"Dominate" isn't future-tense.

Do it, or dream of doing it.

Which is failure mode?

 

We of course will be forced to infilatrate Skull and Bones to get this flying machine into the air, except I'm not sure as to how you'll get past the sodomy part of Skull and Bones.... We'll have to recruit some much needed gay-men to get them in....

 

No problems there: Everyone is gay, remember?

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I have unfortuantely been passified and nolonger wish to rule the world and reside on Mars, my goat has brought me peace and calm and I feel goodwill to all mankind. Spread the goat herd word!

 

Are you sure that is necessary? All this goat f**king... erm, "riding?"