i am a god,

i actualy think this, but i do not think ym opinions are godly, i know i am flawed, and i know that i am wrong,

just because i think im a god, dosent mean i always think im right,


just wanted to sayt his becausen i get the impression people think that i think i am all kowing,


i am stupid sometimes, and i act dumb alot, i know this,


but this god has flaws, and im sorry

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peace.

 

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What have you created that makes you a Deity?

 

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He created a new thread (I'm standing here motionless with awed look in my eyes)

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it's.......it's....a miricle. I shall now write the gospel according to Chi

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How do you define God? If I define a rabbit to having the qualities of myself, then bloody hell, I'm a freakin' rabbit!

....but not a were-rabbit

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Go to dictionary.com and look up the definition of God:

1. God
1. A being conceived as the perfect, omnipotent, omniscient originator and ruler of the universe, the principal object of faith and worship in monotheistic religions.
2. The force, effect, or a manifestation or aspect of this being.
2. A being of supernatural powers or attributes, believed in and worshiped by a people, especially a male deity thought to control some part of nature or reality.
3. An image of a supernatural being; an idol.
4. One that is worshiped, idealized, or followed: Money was their god.
5. A very handsome man.
6. A powerful ruler or despot.


One of the definitions is "A very handsome man." Well then...Looks like I'm one hell of a God!

 

Well, then...!

If You're God, you'll Need a Devil !
(Guess who ?)

As His Infernal Majesty, I must say, rather than 'all knowing', you are, in fact, homely, and your momma dresses you funny !

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Oh great Infernal Majesty, should tonight be robitussin and beer or hydrocodone and whiskey?

 

Man what is it with you and c7ity...

 

Not all deities are by definition creators.

 

Hydrocodone and whiskey. Definitely.

 

It ended up 12 sided dice and mountaint dew tonight.
Would you believe me if f I said I had a dungeon master's guide?

 

LOL! Well played, sir, well played. :m:

 

infuse and defuse the ruse - if you choose...

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failing that...

schnapps and benzedrine.

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Apple Smirnoff and a regretable hook up? I dunno, o Prince of Darkness, that's pretty rough.

 

u postz fringin fur and tis fur rulz omg itz za mommy maracle dude thank u very much.

 

"Ego sum Spartacus" - Pick your rebellious slave

 

They don't call it " Eternal Damnation " fer nuthin', kid...

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