Rip the sacred flesh Sodomize the holy asshole Drink the red blood of the mother of earth Masturbation on the dead body of christ The king of Jews is dead and so are the lies Vomit on the host of Heaven Masturbate on the throne of God Break the seals of angels Drink the sweet blood of Christ Taste the flesh of the priest Sodomize holy nuns The king of Jews is a liar The Heavens will burn Dethrone the son of God God is dead Holyness is gone Purity is gone Prayers are burned Covered in black shit Rape the holy ghost Unclean birth of Jesus Christ Heaven will fall Fuck the church Fuck Christ Fuck the Virgin Fuck the gods of Heaven Fuck the name of Jesus
` "Most Profound" in this case somehow equivalent to "Stupidest", one presumes... Here's my entry, contest or no... Hey boppa-loola, man you be da stoopidest Tape-loopa boopa, you done got yo'se'f stoopidest Arrrr, by cracky, yer bunged up loik th' stoopidest Oy Vey "Goyyo", Bubbalah you got stoopidest Whoop it up, celebrate ! you've made stoopidest Hackey sack off yer noggin', man, you got down to the stoopidest Whack attack by da' mob - Badda Bing ! fukkin stoopidest Pray reveal, what's the deal ? How'd you make it to stoopidest ? Bobba-dobba-zop chobba-bap-boop: You da stoopidest ! Chumpy jungle born crud snufflers dee-clare - you'z the stoopidest From 'pon cloudland on high 'tis declared Thou art stoopidest E=mc³ - you declare - 'cos you stoopidest ! Twine loop shoe tie - you cain't ! you da stoopidest 'Manny Kant midst his rants say: You stoopidest Pants on backward - that's you - see, your stoopidest Shoes on wrong feet (O' course, LoL) You stoopidest ! Most contemp-shus, your plight as the stoopidest One might pity, but then, you've gone stoopidest 'Rap it up - Yo, Yo, Ho - Ho: you stoopidest. Slab-a-dab, boo-da-bop, zibbidy-zibbidy-zibbidy-zibbidy-bop, chugga-chung-ching-zoo-bop, Doo-waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....!!!!!!!!!!! (You da stoopidest !) Yeah, Yeah, Yeah Yeahhhhhhhh....... !!! uh. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Recovered organ carried something, Being strange but not a chainsaw having; The way the Manchester transplants, Eventually medical, and afterwards, It died of rabbit bites... (credits go to a friend of mine who put this poem together mostly from words picked at random out of an article on organ transplantation)
Android, I think the poem makes the Christian experience far too important. Why let those people have so much influence?
lama lama, where art thy lama? here lama lama... here lama lama... and never did he show; lama lama, mama mama, where art thou? dharma dharma, lama lama, why forth thy so lama? karma karma!, karma karma!, where art thou? in the midst of the lama, mama mama, whert art dey?
He'd only be a moron if he took his poem seriously. He was an immature 16 year old at the time who was having a bit of fun. Not a crime, I hope. I just don't like it when people call my friends morons without knowing anything about them.
I'm sorry you feel this way. I truly am sorry for you. I don't think it is przyk's friend that is the moron...
I have a poem, won't be same without you hearing the special rhythmic beat cos its what gives the poem its depth: Moon moon moon moon moon moon moon moon moon moon moon moon moon moon
To some degree, I agree; however, I see the poem in its brilliance as even transcending that: it's about a rejection of all absolutist/materialist spirituality, which can be seen in its major theme, or the reification and desecration of holy icons.
If I were more Christian I'd be more offended... but luckily academia has managed to beat that out of me Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Even so, I did find the poem offensive, but that's what gives it so much power. I was actually smarting at what I imagined more religious people's initial reactions would be. (" *Gasp* Ugh! Blasphemy! How evil!") More than anything, this poem aims for utter disrespect and offensiveness. I have to say, though, I found it oddly satisfying.
