once upon a time

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by NightFall, Jan 11, 2003.

  1. NightFall Lazy Hedonist Valued Senior Member

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    A FAIRY TALE FOR WOMEN OF THE 21st CENTURY
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    Once upon a time, in a land far away,
    a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat,
    contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond
    in a verdant meadow near her castle.
    The frog hopped into the princess' and said:
    Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
    One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am.
    And then, my sweet, we can marry and setup housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever
    feel grateful and happy doing so.
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    That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly sauteed frog legs
    seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and thought to herself:
    I don't fucking think so.
     
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  3. wet1 Wanderer Registered Senior Member

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    Welcome to the real world of kids with runny noses and making groceries for the family to eat.

    A little hint: don't like it then make the change before it sets into reality.
     
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  5. NightFall Lazy Hedonist Valued Senior Member

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    i got it as an email i thought it was cute.

    as for myself, i wont have kids to begin with. lol. i can't stand them.
     
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  7. kmguru Staff Member

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    With 6 billion people - may be nature intends otherwise...

    Since plagues, floods and viruses does not work any more...
     
  8. wet1 Wanderer Registered Senior Member

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    All I can say is life has a way of happening.
     
  9. NightFall Lazy Hedonist Valued Senior Member

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    ^LOL. dont say things like that, it makes me jumpy...

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