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EmptyForceOfChi
05-01-07, 01:51 PM
what do people thinkof this childrens book review.

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/27973

http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/onion_news402.article.jpg

Sputnik
05-01-07, 01:56 PM
Excellent , liitle children should all have a boob job ..............

John99
05-01-07, 02:10 PM
horrible, children will someday be mindless drones with no opinion on anything. dont say that johnny, dont think that johnny, dont wrtite that johnny. your opinion must conform to what is written in the book johnny, didnt you read it? now go back and read it and for f**** sake dont curse johnny you will offend someone. now read everything the scholars have put forth johnny your brain is like a computer didnt you know? you take in data but do not create new data for if you go against the grain we will not give you a paycheck. youll see everything will be ok, that is how it works. now pick up your dolly and play for 2 minutes then back to you studies.

redarmy11
05-01-07, 02:48 PM
Excellent , liitle children should all have a boob job ..............
Only if they want one, with no element of coercion.

EmptyForceOfChi
05-01-07, 03:04 PM
i came across this because i was searching for a way to insult spuriousmonkey (in good humour ofcourse) and i couldent believe what i saw, i cant believe this has been published, what scaresme the most is the fact that somewhere parents are actualy buying this book for there very own children,

is this american?

peace,

redarmy11
05-01-07, 03:08 PM
I know, it's terrible, they shud shut that website down. TheOnion makes me cry!

EmptyForceOfChi
05-01-07, 03:10 PM
this is nearly as bad as when i saw this advertisement on the london underground, promoting abortions and giving out numbers to call,

peace.

one_raven
05-01-07, 03:20 PM
EmptyForceOfChi,

This is a joke and you do realize that The Onion is a parady newspaper, correct?

redarmy11
05-01-07, 03:20 PM
this is nearly as bad as when i saw this advertisement on the london underground, promoting abortions and giving out numbers to call,
Yes, they'll be giving out free condoms to sodomites next!
EmptyForceOfChi,

This is a joke and you do realize that The Onion is a parady newspaper, correct?
WHAT!???

Why the dirty, lowdown...

Goes red in face, starts twisting strands of hair and burbling...

John99
05-01-07, 03:31 PM
EmptyForceOfChi,

This is a joke and you do realize that The Onion is a parady newspaper, correct?

danmit, i got pissed off for nothing.

EmptyForceOfChi
05-01-07, 03:38 PM
EmptyForceOfChi,

This is a joke and you do realize that The Onion is a parady newspaper, correct?

no! i seriously did not realise this, now i look quite the fool i suspect!

how missleading i was reading the review thing and i almost got to the end, and i still was under the impression that it was for real,

are you sure that there is no such book?


peace,

EmptyForceOfChi
05-01-07, 03:39 PM
now to focus my remaining anger at the abortion advertisement on the london underground,

peace.

John99
05-01-07, 03:42 PM
no! i seriously did not realise this, now i look quite the fool i suspect!

how missleading i was reading the review thing and i almost got to the end, and i still was under the impression that it was for real,

are you sure that there is no such book?


peace,

ne he is right, everything in The Onion is satire. They dont haver it by you? it is an alot of bars\pubs in New York and it's free.

EmptyForceOfChi
05-01-07, 03:43 PM
i have never heard of it before.

*hides in shame*

peace.

one_raven
05-01-07, 03:47 PM
It's one of my favorite websites.
Brilliantly funny!

John99
05-01-07, 03:54 PM
i have never heard of it before.

*hides in shame*

peace.

Dont worry, the first time i read it i thoiught it was real news too.

EmptyForceOfChi
05-01-07, 03:56 PM
good i am not alone, embrace the shame with me :)


peace.

Sock puppet path
05-11-07, 02:36 AM
EFOC here is another informative article.

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/38541

EmptyForceOfChi
05-11-07, 03:58 AM
its about time somebody made fun of me for this,


peace.

Nikelodeon
05-11-07, 04:02 AM
The Onion is fake, but the book is real.

EmptyForceOfChi
05-11-07, 04:56 AM
the book is real? so my post is still valid and i am not a complete fool afterall? just slightly foolish?.


yeah so this book sucks and shouldent be sold, meh who cares now the threads dead.



peace.

Nikelodeon
05-11-07, 05:05 AM
Sorry I meant The Onion is real, but the book is fake.

EmptyForceOfChi
05-11-07, 05:11 AM
:runaway: :runaway: :runaway: