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Gustav
10-13-07, 05:08 PM
pardon
but
are they still around?

Nikelodeon
10-13-07, 05:09 PM
grunt

Gustav
10-13-07, 05:21 PM
:) :)

Orleander
10-13-07, 05:44 PM
bigfoot perhaps??

Gustav
10-13-07, 05:50 PM
lookee here yall

shrouded within the mists of time and depleted synapses was a roadtrip
to the frikkin baltics
a wrong turn was made
an encounter occurred

now
real or not?

Orleander
10-13-07, 05:52 PM
real, yes. Still here, no.

Gondolin
10-13-07, 05:55 PM
pardon
but
are they still around?

Nope.

Gustav
10-13-07, 05:55 PM
/disappointed

Gustav
10-13-07, 05:59 PM
however
lemme see if i can make an case for some live artifacts AKA they are amongst us

Baron Max
10-13-07, 06:01 PM
Geez, must be still around. A young woman called me a neanderthal just last week. So how'd she know about neanderthals if she hadn't met one before?

Baron Max

Gustav
10-13-07, 06:02 PM
piece a cake

postulate #1 :: bigfoot=neanderthal

Gustav
10-13-07, 06:03 PM
ooh

postulate #2 :: max=neanderthal

Orleander
10-13-07, 06:06 PM
Geez, must be still around. A young woman called me a neanderthal just last week. So how'd she know about neanderthals if she hadn't met one before?

Baron Max

duh! She's seen the Geiko commercials. She just meant that you were very sensitive and hairy.

Hapsburg
10-13-07, 11:39 PM
pardon
but
are they still around?
Nah. They're extinct by now. Probably partially caused by Homo sapiens killing them or simply out-breeding them.
Also, partially because the Neanderthals were not prepared nor were they acceptable enough to the changes occurring around them. They got caught in a changing environment, and were too stubborn to let themselves adapt properly.

As a result, Homo sapiens rose to the forefront and became the dominant sapient species on the planet.

kmguru
10-13-07, 11:43 PM
I think all the Bald people are neanderthals. Just like Mastadons beget elephants albeit smaller size....neanderthals transformed to bald men....:D

Sock puppet path
10-14-07, 04:50 AM
I've seen quite a few of the low forehead, protruding brow types in my time I can tell ya.

As a matter of fact....nah fergit it.

spuriousmonkey
10-14-07, 05:17 AM
The question whether they are around still is difficult to answer.

Research so far seems to suggest that no interbreeding went on between homo sapiens and the bigger brained neanderthals. Although some studies suggest they did. But then other studies say that they are full of shit. Which is responded to with more mud from the other side. etc.

ashpwner
10-14-07, 06:07 AM
did bigger braines mean they were smarter than us?

Sock puppet path
10-14-07, 06:41 AM
did bigger braines mean they were smarter than us?

They had bigger back brains which meant they could retain alot more info than us where homo sapiens beat them was the forebrain which is where most creative thought and problem solving occurs.

Spurious can certainly explain better than I.

I think more like
neanderthal: huge hard drive little ram
Homo sapiens: lotsa ram smaller hard drive.

spuriousmonkey
10-14-07, 10:23 AM
Spurious can certainly explain better than I.


of course!



neanderthal: huge hard drive and microsoft Vista
Homo sapiens: a huge cock!

nietzschefan
10-14-07, 12:18 PM
The question whether they are around still is difficult to answer.

Research so far seems to suggest that no interbreeding went on between homo sapiens and the bigger brained neanderthals. Although some studies suggest they did. But then other studies say that they are full of shit. Which is responded to with more mud from the other side. etc.

Aww comon, where'd the redheads come from?

ashpwner
10-14-07, 12:56 PM
so we jsut outbred them? isent there evidence of camps of neanderthals wich survived the ice age?

spuriousmonkey
10-14-07, 02:00 PM
Aww comon, where'd the redheads come from?

from the moon.

Gustav
10-14-07, 02:17 PM
The question whether they are around still is difficult to answer.

Research so far seems to suggest that no interbreeding went on between homo sapiens and the bigger brained neanderthals. Although some studies suggest they did. But then other studies say that they are full of shit. Which is responded to with more mud from the other side. etc.


why thank you
due to strange but exciting affinities and whatnot, i feel their presence...pardon. that is not wholly accurate. i smell their presence aka moist neanderthal vaginas

imagine the bush on that shit

so ah
hybrids happen aka you look just like your father (fucking neanderthal)]

there
postulate #3

Sock puppet path
10-14-07, 02:19 PM
of course!



neanderthal: huge hard drive and microsoft Vista
Homo sapiens: a huge cock!

See I knew it, spurious is a scientist!!

So it was the Huge cock that nailed them in ...the end!!

Why is this thread in the cesspool??

Gustav
10-14-07, 02:22 PM
i soldered a few synapses and realized it was the frikkin balkans (you euros are all the same) and not the frikkin baltics

my abject apologies

location counts (gut feeling)

garcon! bring me back a neanderthal!

spuriousmonkey
10-14-07, 02:41 PM
Why is this thread in the cesspool??

it was too scientific.