Captain Kremmen
All aboard, me Hearties!

Yes.
A glass of beer is better than a woman who never arrives.
As they say in Chennai.

at least you got some beer out of it!

Yeah, without compliances.
Not only was she not compliant, she didn't turn up.
Now I'm going to drink the half pint of Guinness I bought her.

did you get that chennai beauty yet, who provides service without compliance?

Abyjzquppt:hlopt to you too!

Raving?
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I don't think OAP's have tea dances any more.
Too busy raving.

It's a dance in which the two cardinal party-killers, formality and sobriety, are in full force.

I am very offended that no-one has said I wouldn't go to a tea dance.
What is a tea dance anyway?
Do people dance in tea?

I'm not going clubbing any more. It's a tea dance for the over 50's really.
An Old age pensioner swallowed his false teeth and died.
Now he's haunting the place.