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  1. Bessie does like compliments.
    She has stopped chewing for a moment and is fluttering her eyelashes.
    She says that for a human cow you sound very sensible.
    She says to say moo to you.
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    I love your new avatar. LOVE IT!!!
  3. Ah, Bessie the lovely moocow spends her days contentedly chewing sweet grass and dandelions.
  4. After eighteen pints of Porter, Shane falls asleep and begins to dream.
    Is he a man dreaming that he is a cow or a cow dreaming that he is a man?
  5. Current Avatar. Shane.

    How to be Shane.

    Sing:
    It was Christmas Eve babe
    In the drunk tank
    (Sway around a bit)

    An old man said to me, won't see another one
    (Look starry eyed into space)

    And then he sang a song
    The Rare Old Mountain Dew
    I turned my face away
    And dreamed about you
    (Puke in a bucket)
  6. Here. You take half dollar. Go buy some biscuit.
    You all poor now. We are raffing at you. We raff hartirry.

    I no longer Kim, you glorioouus reader.
    I now 'come Shane. Drunk Irish Poet.

    Shane:
    Bog off ye eejit!
    Or I'll boyt ye with me shpoiky teeth.
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    your rocket was intercepted above the Japan Sea by our NATO Space Forces phase laser. Be prepared to be annihilated, unless you cease your WMDs to us. THERE WILL BE NO FURTHER WARNINGS.
  8. Message from you reader, Kim il Jong:

    Ha ha I raunch rocket. You do nothing.
    You carraying like big baby. You got wet nappy.
    I win again..............
  9. I like Cher too.
    She good nick for chick over 80.
    What you like best 'bout her?
    I like her dresses.
    Very Presidential.
    They suit me better.
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    I love Cher.
    Best wishes
    Ophiolite
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About Captain Kremmen
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I have a distant relation who is very important
Location:
English Midlands
Interests:
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