GeoffP
Dr. Probably Not

I love you, GeoffP

Uh.. by posting? :D

Dear sir,

I have recently found out about public death disorder. It renders one nearly impervious to becoming dead.

p.s. good luck with Ruth, she's a keeper.

Ahhh. Thanks! A sensible rationale that never occurred to me. So are they then sweating through their wrists?

The ergot contacts the ground and grass, leaving a subtle trail of scent for other horses to identify, possibly even for the horse to find it's own way back when in unfamiliar terrain.

Dear Ruth,

Thank you for your Visitor Message.

First, let me thank you for your interest in my profile. As a dictator-for-life (small d) with a penchant for watching girls wrestling in white underwear, it can sometimes be hard to meet people. Also, the wife tends to get in the way. But I agree that love matters a lot in life, and that far too many people are kept apart by distance of colour.

It is for this reason that I have been requested to contact you for the privilege of requesting your assistance in a financial transaction of great importance. The East Korean Water Recovery And National Fishing Agency (EKWRANFA) has recently concluded negotiations for a water purification plant worth $22,400,000 'Geoffs' (our national unit of currency).

Your assistance is requested as a non-East Korean citizen (soon to conquered, Geoff willing) to move these funds out of East Korea and then mostly back into East Korea.

If the funds can be transferred into your name you can then forward them as directed by the East Korean Water Recovery And National Fishing Agency. In exchange for your accommodating accommodation, EKWRANFA would agree to allow you to retain 10% of this amount ($2.24M Geoffs by our reckoning). However, to be a legitimate transferee, you must have at least $55,000 Geoffs in an East Korean bank, as regulated by the East Korean National Committee of Economic Redistribution of Outsiders (EKNCERO).

Please contact me regarding this offer at your earliest convenience; time is of the essence. If you love love, as I do, and if most of that love is for money, as I do, then I am confidently secure that we can proceed with your transaction. If it will be possible we can even arrange a one-way ticket to permanently visit our great, fine and atomic land.

Please see my reply urgently.

Best regards

Kwanje Geoff Il-Sung
East Korean One-and-Only National Bank of Commerce and Communism
Harimo Branch

Shitku. *bows in awe*

A squeeze, a shudder
Then something lets go inside
That was quite a splash

Zen shit: what is the sound of one shit happening?