I am a devout muslim, & my wife is jewish, i dislike jews & infidels, i have a 2 metre islamic beard.
Location:
Afghanistan, iraq, thailand, phillipines, wherever there is murder & mayhem & a lunatic cause, or jihaad, you will find me with my muslim bro's & our assortment of bombs.
Interests:
Driving motorbikes with rpg's strapped on my back, with my taliban brothers, and blowing up anything that moves in afganistan, cartoon demo's, beard growing, and practising angry looks for demo's, collecting teddy bears.
Occupation:
reading the koran 24 hours aday like all muslims, & grooming my 2 metre islamic beard for ticks, dickies, & cockroaches, & also hiding semtex in it to get past checkpoints in israel, i have been a suicide bomber 6 times.