malt liquor

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  1. angrybellsprout paultard since 2002 Registered Senior Member

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    What is your favorite brand of malt liquor?

    My favorite is 211, but it isn't always easy to get in 40oz bottles so I generally end up with my second favorite OE 800. I also accept Hurricane just to change it up from time to time.
     
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  3. spidergoat pubic diorama Valued Senior Member

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    Private Stock, in the gallon jugs.
     
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  5. angrybellsprout paultard since 2002 Registered Senior Member

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    It just really bugs me that when I go to some of the 'whiter' areas that you can't find malt liquor

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  7. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    I love Mickey's
    They even have little puzzles under the caps.
     
  8. RubiksMaster Real eyes realize real lies Registered Senior Member

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    The only malt liquor I've ever had is Olde E. I didn't like it much. It looks like urine. I suppose it does it's job, but I'd rather just have regular beer.
     
  9. shichimenshyo Caught in the machine Registered Senior Member

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    Whiter areas? :bugeye:

    Just like you cant find louis the 13th in "blacker" areas......come on man

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    Just because an area has an abundance of white people doesnt mean cheap drunks are going to be less cheap.
     
  10. spidergoat pubic diorama Valued Senior Member

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    That's just good marketing. You don't see billboards for Kools in white neighborhoods either.
     
  11. fadingCaptain are you a robot? Valued Senior Member

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    old E haha. haven't had that in a long time. midnight dragon. crazy horse. used to have those.
     
  12. domesticated om Stickler for details Valued Senior Member

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    After having tried pretty much everything that 7/11 has to offer, I can pretty much say the majority of all commercially available malt liquor is swill.


    I currently do not have a favorite ----although I have wanted to try a limited edition beer released by Dogfish Head brewery (called Liquor de Malt)
    http://www.dogfish.com/brewings/Limited_Edition_Beers/Liquor_de_Malt/21/index.htm
    I'm pretty sure it's an awesome brew.
     
  13. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    aren't wine coolers really fruit flavoured malt liquor?
     
  14. RubiksMaster Real eyes realize real lies Registered Senior Member

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    No, they're malt beverages. Malt liquor is basically beer with less hops and more alcohol. Malt liquor and wine coolers are both made with malt, but it's a different brewing process I think.
     
  15. angrybellsprout paultard since 2002 Registered Senior Member

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    It really bothered me because I was out with this girl one night, and she said something about getting some alcohol. So I was like sure girl, let's get some 40s, and her response was ??

    Spent the next 30-45 min driving around her neighborhood hitting up all the corner stores, grocery stores and even booze stores, and I couldn't find a bottle of malt liquor or even a bottle of md20/20. The last place that we stopped, a grocery store, had some Boones Farm, something else she had never heard of, so I was like whatever that stuff's pretty good too.

    I just have trouble drinking beer anymore, it just doesn't do anything for me. I need to go grab a 40.
     
  16. spidergoat pubic diorama Valued Senior Member

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    That's classy.
     
  17. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    LMFAO!!! :roflmao:
    Well, he didn't want to be sexist, so he was treating her like a guy. A guy he never ever wanted to see again.

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  18. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

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    Umm!
    Isn't malt liquor classified as Scotch or at least Irish whisky/ey or at worst, moonshine not premixers?

    Glenfiddich or Glenmorangie or about a hundred other single malts before the crap that's being dished up here.
    Fark. Sci need a Scottish voice.
     
  19. angrybellsprout paultard since 2002 Registered Senior Member

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    It just shocked me that this girl would brag about how much of a drinker she was, but had never even heard of md 20/20, boones farm or olde e.

    Though one of the girls I hang out with up at my uni would just come over and throw back a couple of 40oz's every now and then with me.
     
  20. domesticated om Stickler for details Valued Senior Member

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    Malt liquor is beer.

    The funny thing about this definition is the fact that some one my favorite beers/ales have 8- 14% abv. One of the local specialty stores near me says they will be getting the Dogfish "120 minute IPA" within the month., and it's 20%.
    Most malt liquors top out at around 6%-9%. I know pretty much all of the U.S. convenient store brews like colt 45/hurricane/schlitz/red bull/etc are all 5-6%
     
  21. spidergoat pubic diorama Valued Senior Member

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    Well, it's beer flavored crap to which they add alcohol. No self-respecting drinker would touch it (unless they are poor or in college).
     
  22. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    or they are a light weight who just wants to get drunk so they can have wild circus sex.....so I've heard:shy:
     
  23. angrybellsprout paultard since 2002 Registered Senior Member

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    I'm sure that even when I do start getting a bit of money that I'll still be drinking it, just as I'm still that I'll still be eating ramen, mac n cheese, rice, hot dogs, etc.
     

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