I get the feeling he could be a sock puppet. At least he's hilarious and Russian.

hee hee

Maybe it is Devil Inside. When he disappeared kebabomatic started posting more. And devil has some russian blood in his veins (and arteries).

or not.

I think The Devil Inside is in fact the sock-puppet of kebabomatic.

I mean... are there Russians that really speak like that? So far, I only know of it in the movies.

Devil Inside - he posted using both names in quick succession and seemed to get a bit muddled.

Has to be a sockpuppet. Did you read the profile? http://www.sciforums.com/member.php?u=23436

Whoever he is, he's hilarious. I wish he'd make more posts.

I wish he'd make more posts.

I guess that rules out that it is me!

You've made enough. Go on holiday.

Hello my friends of the free world,

thank you for teaching me so many things i need to know. i do not understand sock puppet. I hoping that you not imply i suck puppets of men in toilet facilities next to roads like my cousin Fedya!

he go to doctor once with soar throat. he say to doctor give me medication for cold. my throat soar for months. i can not stand anymore. vodka not helping as much as i like.

doctor look at throat. i know my friends because doctor tell me later when we drink many vodkas togather and sing many songs. doctor tell fedya that he has sucked too many man sausages and not have cold!!! he laugh very loud at fedya. we laugh later too when drinking vodka and sing very loud many songs.

fedya go away a week later because everybody laugh at him. everybody know he suck many man sausages. his face red all day like real communist.

we never hear from him anymore. he very rude. not one postcard.

http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?p=1111016#post1111016

Fake. Sock puppet/troll/Devil Inside.

One of three choices.

kebabomatic:

Use of sock puppets on sciforums is discouraged. Please do not create any further sock puppets, or you may be banned.

I know who it is. I'm not saying though.

I can agree that sock puppets can be detrimental to sciforums, but Kebabomental is so obviously not real it seems kind of silly to come down on him/her/it.

This gives me a good idea for a forum. A forum with over the top personalities commenting on life and the world we live in. Role playing for intellectuals.

Someone once gave a link to this christian forum. It was obvious fake for the sake of humour. I can't remember the name though.

Inspired. I'd be up for a spot of that. ;)

Has kebab been banned?

T'would appear the case.... :(

Kebabomatic asked me to post the following story:


hello spuriousmonkey,

you have strange name. I russia we have proper names! you should come to russia and drink many vodkas with me and sing. but not today. i am still in hamburg. i found out i am banned from forum. you post story for me, yes! you probably cry many salted tears when found out i was banned but you not worry. i grew up in soviet union and learn many things about oppressive regimes. my grandfather was in gulag. he make many nice paintings of naked women and then one day he make naked woman look like american whore instead of russian patriot. he send to gulag. i not know he was there. my grandmother tell me he dead and spank me when i ask where he is. i was 8 and wild boy on streets of village. i play doctor and nurse with girls in bushes one day and strange man appraoch me. i receive package from strange man. he tell me to keep package secret from family and other people. in it was letter from grandfather!!!! he still alive. He ask me to send his diary of gulag to western world to expose soviet regime. I keep promise. I not tell anyone about package. that night was very cold. I burned diary to keep me warm.
You now post my story. I give you my secret package! you not burn it please.



My story, by kebabomatic.

Hello my friends of repressive regime of forums,

i go to internetcafe. i try to log on to this education site. but i cannot log on! I try again and again but no no no no...i get very angry. I could punch someone in face but I am nice guy nowadays so cannot. I look at person next to me. she nice breasted girl. i not punch breasted girls.

i go for kebab to calm down. was very good. i feel many better!

i go back to internet cafe. I give internet cafe man 1 euro and i pick other computer. i cannot log on! I shout many curse words with my very powerful singing voice. I spit many spit on my computerscreen. I hit keyboard with fists many times till internetcafe man comes and tells me i have to go.

I tell him, i not need to go. i have business here. your computers broken. they not work properly. man helps me. he nice turkish man of old age with strong hands and good garlic breath. he probably like kebab. he good man. turkish man says i am probably banned from forum. he says these things happen.

i now shout many times agian and very hard. turkish internetcafe man goes and comes back with stick. he smart man. I leave.

I go to other internet cafe. this no good internet cafe. it too clean. there is young man at desk and internet very expensive. young man not have garlic breath. he point me to computer. I tell him i not want that computer. screen is broken. it is flat like chest of little girl. he say is not broken, is modern screen. I say i not like it. i tell him screen should be big like chest of russian woman! he turn red in face. he not real man.

I send email to spuriousmonkey and ask him to post my story.

That is so sad. Maybe kebab could keep in touch with monkey and monkey could pass on the messages?

(Crosspost. Sorry.)

I'm a bit disturbed by the banning of kebabomatic.
I think that the meeaning of "sockpuppet" needs to be defined by examining the purpose of banning them.

Why are sock puppets discouraged? I would have thought that it was do avoid their use in conversations with their creator. The name "sock puppet" suggests the image of having a conversation with yourself, right?

So, should all alter-egos be considered sock puppets?
What if we had an alter-ego registry, visible to moderators? Perhaps registered alter-egos could be marked in some way for all members, without identifying the parent member?

That might be a viable option, Pete. I think the admins and moderators need to discuss the issue and come up with a policy on multiple identities. We'll get back to you.

Hello my friends of the free world,

thank you for teaching me so many things i need to know. i do not understand sock puppet. I hoping that you not imply i suck puppets of men in toilet facilities next to roads like my cousin Fedya!

he go to doctor once with soar throat. he say to doctor give me medication for cold. my throat soar for months. i can not stand anymore. vodka not helping as much as i like.

doctor look at throat. i know my friends because doctor tell me later when we drink many vodkas togather and sing many songs. doctor tell fedya that he has sucked too many man sausages and not have cold!!! he laugh very loud at fedya. we laugh later too when drinking vodka and sing very loud many songs.

fedya go away a week later because everybody laugh at him. everybody know he suck many man sausages. his face red all day like real communist.

we never hear from him anymore. he very rude. not one postcard.

Ok im russian. I am telling you he is not russian, he/she/it however does seem to be acting like a western stereotypical icon of a russian would. And stereotypical russian: drinks vodka, curses alot, shouts out some communism slogans, gives names in russian that western know about from movies they watched, mentions how cold it is in russia.

And no...its not cold in russia, cause I am russian and I guess russians got some unique phospholipids in their skin that allow the epithelial cells to cocerve water and heat.

Hi draqon,
I feel ashamed that I hadn't considered the effect on our Russian members.
Spurious Monkey created the kebabomatic identity as a joke.

I do not think his intention was to poke fun at russian people, but rather at the stereotypical icon. A little like the way that Mr Anonymous portrays the stereotype of a British person. At least, that's the way I interpreted it.

I'd like to know how you feel about kebabomatic. PM me if you don't want to reply publicly. JR would like to know too, I'm sure.

Do you feel upset, angry, demeaned, or offended?
Would it have helped if it were made clear that kebabomatic was supposed to be a humorous stereotype?
Do you feel that ethnic stereotypes should not be tolerated?
Would you like spurious monkey to apologise for his actions?

Thanks, Pete

Hi draqon,
I feel ashamed that I hadn't considered the effect on our Russian members.
Spurious Monkey created the kebabomatic identity as a joke.

I do not think his intention was to poke fun at russian people, but rather at the stereotypical icon. A little like the way that Mr Anonymous portrays the stereotype of a British person. At least, that's the way I interpreted it.

I'd like to know how you feel about kebabomatic. PM me if you don't want to reply publicly. JR would like to know too, I'm sure.

Do you feel upset, angry, demeaned, or offended?
Would it have helped if it were made clear that kebabomatic was supposed to be a humorous stereotype?
Do you feel that ethnic stereotypes should not be tolerated?
Would you like spurious monkey to apologise for his actions?

Thanks, Pete

How I feel? Totally unrelated to the issue.
I handle things in life in neutrality phase. Anyways if it makes any difference to you I also made spurious monkey identity fake, I created some time ago: spuriousmonkey identity and used it for some occasions (100 times or so). The reason I created spuriousmonkey is to test psychoanalytical ability of one of the members on this forum. That person had analyzed me so precise that I wanted to know how far that person can go into seeing and understanding people based on the responses they make here. And she found out it was me, even though I tried faking it a bit. Long story, but its all in the past. All are evil, all are good, all are condemned, all are devine, there is no truth, there are no lies.

Thanks draqon.
Yes, I remember the fake monkey (but not well :)).

So you don't think that kebomatic's behaviour was offensive?

Thanks draqon.
Yes, I remember the fake monkey (but not well :)).

So you don't think that kebomatic's behaviour was offensive?

I dont think it was offensive, I also dont think that it was not offensive, I just stopped thinking on this issue.

A little like the way that Mr Anonymous portrays the stereotype of a British person....

:bugeye: .... Great Bounding Mackerel! I'll have you know I'm every bit the total ponce I sound - more so in fact, on account of how I really didn't think that first part of this sentence through at all!

Why, I've a jolly good mind to punch my ruddy Corgi right on the beak! And just as soon as soon as I've finished my Furiously Angry Letter To The Times on the subject, that's jolly well what I intend to do with my fingers - now excuse me. I think my scones are coming to the boil...

Oh dear... you've popped up at an awfully awkward moment. Pardon me a moment while I extract m'hoof from between m'teeth.

I really am most dreadfully sorry, old chap. Here, I'll be awfully ashamed and all that while pour yourself a cup of Earl Grey and add a hefty splash of Scotch, then we'll never speak of it again, what?

Well, since y'put it like that, old boy... Bung in a couple of nuddy pictures of the misses and we'll call it quites...

I'd like to say "quits" but I can't. Far too vulgar, eh what?! ;)

Well, I've only got one nuddy picture of your missus, but you're welcome to it.
Would you like a few candid snaps of kebabomatic's russian friends?

Well, I've only got one nuddy picture of your missus, but you're welcome to it.

Oh, thanks but, if y'don't mind. Rather give it a skip. Took a bit of shrapnel in the lip during the war y'know. Brings on m'phlebitis. Besides, seen it all before. Actually fell in it once. Ruined an otherwise near perfect game of golf I can tell you.

Still, must dash. Have to mince the cows. Get a tad rambunctious if I'm tardy. Hate to keep the multi-titted fuckers waiting.

Take care, old boy. Pip-pip!

A;)

A real british guy reading all this, would think you guys are straight from London.

Nah, mate. Laaaandana's don't talk all facking poncey an' hairy-fairy, like. They talk proper English. Like wot I am....

Or. Alternatatively. Like Micheal Cain. Ho, yes!

Nah, mate. Laaaandana's don't talk all facking poncey an' hairy-fairy, like. They talk proper English. Like wot I am....

Or. Alternatatively. Like Micheal Cain. Ho, yes!

Or even like Roger Moore

http://www.hazzamon.co.uk/roger.html

Kebabo was not an emulation of a russian. It was an attempt at humour based on the stereotype of the Russian.

May he rest in peace.

That said I met quite a lot of Russian scientists here in cold Finland and they all seem to have over-the-top personalities. In fact kebabo was rather moderate compared to the real deal.

However, we all know scientists are freaks.

You're in Finland? How long have you been there?
It's a place I tend to romanticise. If I had to choose one country to tour, Finland would be it.

Been here for 6 years or so. With a break of 1,5 year in between.

It's the best place in Europe to raise children.

And apparently it is also rapidle becoming one of the 'hottest' places of Europe.

If you like nature then there is plenty.

If you like space then there is plenty.

If you like winter then there is plenty.

If you like your summers short and special then you have come to the right place. The abundance of light during the summer (never really gets dark) and the long winter give a new meaning to it. It's strange and it's stimulating.

If you want culture then there is plenty.

If you want cheap stuff then there i less.

If you want quality stuff then there is plenty.

If you want good bread then there is plenty.

If you want good meat then there is none.

I used to dislike finland. I couldn't get used to the winters. The people were so different. Until i discovered that I am actually more finnish than most fins. Despite still not having mastered the language. I will never be a fin without that of course.

People are distant but friendly. Slightly xenophobe of course. Finland is on the edge of Europe.

Living here is relaxed. A social saftey net in case things might go pearshaped. An economy that is apparently doing really well.

And sauna. Saunas everywhere. I have a sauna in my apartment and I live in a relatively simple neighbourhood. You have to be rich to have one somewhere else or a freak. Fins are all freaks of course. They are a strange lot. If you think the Dutch are weird you have never been to Finland.

It's funny. I prefer finland above holland. Despite being not really part of it.

darn the meet part, means Finland is no good for me.

Yes, I prefer the USA above Finland regarding the meat part.

However, the best meat I ever ate was in Uruguay.

Hmmm...were's my list for countries yet to visit?....ok got it...
Uruguay...checked. okey dokey its no.6 on the list.

Ok, go to the place I marked on the map. It's a market place 'inside' a building. It has many grills that serve the best meat. I forgot the name of the best one so you have to do them all.

http://*******************/sciforums/montevideo.gif

Ok, go to the place I marked on the map. It's a market place 'inside' a building. It has many grills that serve the best meat. I forgot the name of the best one so you have to do them all.

http://*******************/sciforums/montevideo.gif

Ill try to remember that. thank you. :)

Somebody posted some funny videos that purportedly teach you how to speak Finnish. Was it Perfect? I think it might have been...

Wish I had the link. It'd probably be impossible to search for too....

Crap. Nope. Couldn't find them.
And I don't think it was Perfect who posted them. His user name used to be Perkele, and I remember now that this is one of the terms used over and over in the video series. It is a rather rough expletive, yes?

Damn. Too bad. They were funny videos. Should have bookmarked them knowing that the subject of the Finnish language would pop up again....

Perkele

Perkele is a name from Finnish mythology that later acquired the meaning of devil. Perkele is probably the most well-known Finnish swearword outside of Finland. When used for expressing one's miscontent or frustration, perkele often suggests that the sayer is determined to solve the problem, even if it will be difficult. There is a saying "sisulla, perkele" meaning that anything can be done with a strong will. An often used replacement word, and a slightly milder version for it is perhana. Some other, less popular variations include perkules, perskuta or perskuta rallaa.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finnish_profanity

Pronouncing 'perkele' is indeed an artform. There has to be conviction to it and some rolling of the 'R'. And the proper emphasis on the beginning of the word.

I was thinking of creating a sock puppet by the name of 'vittu perkele' but I see I do not have to bother with that.

I was reading a bit on Dutch profanities:

The Dutch are one of the few peoples to ask God to damn them personally, instead of other persons or things. Whereas in English a person would say: "damn it" or "damn you", a Dutch speaker would use "verdomme" (damn me) or the stronger "godverdomme" (God damn me). This usage was fairly common in English as late as the seventeenth century, but has since largely become archaic (though the grammatically-similar "fuck me" remains in occasional use).

We are so special. We like god to dam ourselves. On the other hand we do wish other people to catch a nice disease:


Another trait of Dutch profanity is the use of diseases as common and accepted profanity. The most common forms are simply telling someone "krijg de (disease)!" meaning "go and get infected with (disease)" and "(disease)lijer", "lijer" meaning "someone who suffers".

And our 'fuck' is 'kut' (cunt)
Another feature of Dutch is the fact that the curseword "kut" (cunt) can, like many diseases, be used as a prefix to a noun. Note that Dutch "kut" is considerably less offensive than its English cognate, and that the meaning of "kut" is not always the same.

Examples include:
Kutfiets (Lit. Cuntbicycle, corresponding to "stupid bicycle")
Kuthond (Lit. Cuntdog, corresponding to "damned dog")

Or for instance: 'kutzooi!' (a mess)
Or 'het weer is kut' - the weather is really shitty'

Or even like Roger Moore

http://www.hazzamon.co.uk/roger.html

We like. Oh, yes. :)

This gives me a good idea for a forum. A forum with over the top personalities commenting on life and the world we live in. Role playing for intellectuals.

Someone once gave a link to this christian forum. It was obvious fake for the sake of humour. I can't remember the name though.

Have you made it yet? What's the URL? If you haven't , I can make one for you.

First have to come up with a name.

I was thinking about:

Larger than life!

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