infinity is overrated; laughter is contagious. at least, that's what i thought

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  1. lil miss demosthenes heisenberg may have slept here Registered Senior Member

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    Once upon a time there was a girl.

    She was very bored, and most of her friends realized that, because her friends were the idealistic type that actually understood and liked her. One day she logged on, feeling exceptionally grumpy; the boredom was so strong that it sent large oranges tumbling from her refrigerator, which in turn started an avalanche of floppy disks, which then caused the mouse that lived in her room to squeak and flick a ball away, which then hit the printer’s ON button. Immediately, a whole bunch of random people started saying hello and Where The Hell Have You Been?. [WTHHYB?]

    -I went to Earth,- she said. -Visited Florida. Pretty fun down there. Maybe Earth isn’t so overrated after all.-

    They were pretty unconvinced. At the statement that Earth was not overrated, that is. The girl’s been to Earth a few times already.

    Then came the suggestions phase. Believe me, there were many, many suggestions. "Go to Europe!" was one – something she dearly wanted to do, but could not due to monetary and schooling problems. "Prove the Riemann Hypothesis!" was another one – something she so dearly wanted to do as well, but that was when she was a bit naïve and drunk on ice cream.

    -hey demie,- a friend IMed her. -www.sciforums.com-

    -wtf?-

    -try it.-

    So she did.

    ~~

    Hello everyone.

    I go by little miss demosthenes, but frequently, people call me demie. I’m 13, I love mint chocolate chip ice cream, admiring gentoo penguins, learning Perl, reading, and writing letters to random people. I live on Mars. Generally. You can find me at 24i E, 78i N. Yes, I live on an imaginary plane. Please pity me.

    Frequently you can spot me a mile away because I wear obnoxiously ugly clothing and carry a CD player with me wherever I go. My favorite language has got to be either C++ or Chinese - but my favorite language to learn is Spanish. Everyone has this very queer affinity for asking me what type of music I listen to. Well, I listen to anything between J-Kwon to Mozart; if it’s a waveform, I’ll probably like it.

    When I Grow Up And Be As Old As Daddy [WIGUABAOAD], I want to randomly do work for whatever company likes me, preferably NASA or osdl. If that doesn’t happen, I can always wallow in self-pity in a small shell I have.

    You know what, I have a very vague feeling that I’m wasting my time, and your time as well. So I’ll cut this short and end it here before someone deletes this post.

    -What a troll!- the moderator thought. -I can’t believe sciforums is getting attacked by strange Martians [insert roll-eyes smilie here?]-

    No, I am not the plague from Slashdot. Just ignore me, but try to be forgiving? Thank you. Hope to learn a lot from here. =)

    [nonexistent anecdote goes here]
     
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  3. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    Xev, is this your daughter?

    Welcome aboard, enjoy the trip watch out for them, they will haunt you.

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  5. Dreamwalker Whatever Valued Senior Member

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    I think that is the coolest hello-here-I-am message I have read until now.

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    Welcome.
     
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  7. analbeads "loosen up" Registered Senior Member

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    Welcome to sciforums. It's "safer" here.

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    (At least, that's what someone told me.)
     
  8. vslayer Registered Senior Member

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    probably a pedophile not realising ur 30something

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    *hands newcomer some candy*

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  9. el-half Registered Senior Member

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    Welcome demie

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  10. That was.......interesting :bugeye:
    i didn't even say hello when i started here, now i wish i had

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  11. Roman Banned Banned

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    Demie,
    Uh, welcome and try to stay out of the religion forum? And politics. This places is full of pinkos and right wing lunatics. And they say the same things over and over and over. And over. Again.
    Every now and then someone shows up who has got a boner for Creationism, and then we eat him. It's pretty good. Actually, I don't partake in the eating, I just watch, maybe toss a sardonic comment around.

    Fajitas,
    you're only at 60 some posts. Start a "hey here I am everyone" thread, and no one will really notice.

    And Dreamwalker,
    Wait... what?
     
  12. Killjoy Propelling The Farce!! Valued Senior Member

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    You're not from Earth, then...

    Hast thou ein Green Card... Worker's Visa... ?

    Got any dyanmite...?

    Replica wigwam...?

    Chocolate covered ants...?

    Transparent aluminum...?

    Asymptotic nodes...?

    *tsk*...

    You're one of those...

    Go see Gendanken.

    She likes Kitties.


    I warned you.

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  13. water the sea Registered Senior Member

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    Hello and welcome, lil miss demosthenes.

    Lovely to have you here.
     
  14. Communist Hamster Cricetulus griseus leninus Valued Senior Member

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    Welcome! I must agree, very good "Hi" message.
     
  15. lil miss demosthenes heisenberg may have slept here Registered Senior Member

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    Thanks for all the welcomes. Let me address some issues.

    1a) Xev is not my mother
    1b) I'm already haunted by them

    2) Why thanks

    3) It's a lot more dangerous here

    4a) You have the Vague Antecedent Plague [VAP]
    4b) Thank you for the candy

    5) =D elfie!

    6a) I have no intention of going there anyway, UFR solves that problem anyway, and does it better than the politics/religion forums do here
    6b) Pinkos are hot

    7a) No I'm not, I'm from Mars
    7b) I don't need any shitty greencard nor do I need a worker's visa
    7c) Yes, in my attic
    7d) Sorry, I don't
    7e) Yah, and those < chocolate covered cockroaches
    7f) Ewwwwww...transparant aluminum...yuck
    7g) Asymptotic nodes? Networks consisting of infinity-aiding lines? No
    7h) No, I'm one of these
    7i) gendanken doesn't put umlauts over a cool mathematician; therefore, I dislike her; she likes Kleenexes more
    7j) Don't worry, you'll be sued either way

    8) Thanks water; I've seen some of your posts and I'm liking it

    9) Nice name
     

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