make sure you have cheese

Are you drunk or just an idiot?

Touche, Pofiry, touche!

I have to look in the dictionary on what Touché means. It turns out its French :D

If you eat, make sure you have air. :D

If you drink, make sure you have pink bunny slippers.

If you have earwax, make sure you have a spare golf pencil. :)

if you never have seen a purple cow, you should hope to see one. you'd rather see a purple cow than ever to be one.

Originally posted by Joeman
I have to look in the dictionary on what Touché means. It turns out its French :D

particulary that means a lethal hit (or great hit) in a duel (swordfight)

Correct! You win a prize. :D

ralph nader baited:

if you breathemake sure you have cheese

Porfiry hooked:

Are you drunk or just an idiot?

Much can be said about fishing, what with fish tales such as, "The Big One" and "The One that Got Away."

But it is truly a master fisherman who can land the biggest fish in the ocean for all to see. ;)

Except I'm not a fish. You fail to notice that sciforums is the bait and you are the fish.

Squirm and flop about for me, (Q)!

Is Q a master baitor? (sorry, I like stupid jokes)

Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and he'll drink for a lifetime!

:D

I'm really glad that we call pencils by the name of penettes, else when someone asks you for your ice cream you might actually proclaim, "Elbow!" and roll over across the pancakes.

Someday i'd like to be a moose like that...

Touche in modern English use basically means 'you win'.

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I like that last one Lykan. :D I wish I could be a moose like that someday too. :p