ok, i know this is gonna get cessed quicker than it takes derenzi to whisk up a poll, but this is a serious matter.

i feel sick, i mean i literally feel like im going to hurl chunks any second now.

so, i just got back from this womans house. she's older than me, 43. met her recently, just a casual thing you know?

anyway, so shes laying on the bed on her front (naked off course) and i start by kissing the back of her neck, then work my way down her back, to her buttocks. So i go further down, part her cheeks so i can...you know tend to her parts, and that's when it hit me.
you ever been to a really hot country, stepped off the plane to be hit by the heat like a wall?
well thats how the stink hit me.

i'm sorry but this isnt acceptable.

jesus christ i nearly went off women for good!

:bugeye::puke:

exactly.
i'm sorry but this isn't rocket science, if you can't use WATER to wash your ass, then there isn't anything that separates you from animals.

you ever been to a really hot country, stepped off the plane to be hit by the heat like a wall?


Yes, I run for and jump into the nearest warm body of water!;)

Yes, I run for and jump into the nearest warm body of water!;)

advice which she should have taken.

i dont think i'll be able to have any food tonight.

it's ruined my whole weekend!

was she homeless?

or really hot ?

My new favorite thread.

Could you please go into more detail? Liken the smell to something I may be familiar with.

Yes, please go into more detail. Preferably before I've finished my ham roll :)

ok, i know this is gonna get cessed quicker than it takes derenzi to whisk up a poll,

I'll give you a pass... but someone else may cesspool it.

Did you do her anyway?

was she homeless?
she smelt like she was. well no, to be honest, the rest of her smelt nice, it's just her ass that smelt like a homeless bum, at least the bum has an excuse.

My new favorite thread.

Could you please go into more detail? Liken the smell to something I may be familiar with.
like shit.

Yes, please go into more detail. Preferably before I've finished my ham roll :)
like shit!

I'll give you a pass... but someone else may cesspool it.
ab, nothing you do with this thread could make my weekend any worse, ive still got her stinky ass vapours circulating in my nasal cavity.

ohhh god i really feel sick...i'm actually turning green.

had a shower, but that doesn't take away the smell from my poor delicate nasal passage.:(

Did you do her anyway?
no way! jesus christ i went right off her. she was keen, but i made my excuses and left after the blowjob.

i shall not be seeing her again.

Are you a jigalow?

Are you a jigalow?

gigalo.
and er, no i don't think so.
how do you define a gigalo?

see sam! this is all your fault

look what you've reduced me to:(

we could've been so good together, but no. cdkey has to play hard to get, cdkey has to trample all over my heart.

make an honest man out of me!, i can't chase you forever woman!

gigalo.
and er, no i don't think so.
how do you define a gigalo?

male prostitute i thought..?

servicing women though, not other men. that'd be a rentboy?

male prostitute i thought..?

servicing women though, not other men. that'd be a rentboy?
a gigalo gets some sort of remuneration or financial gain from his relationships with women.

i'm not that good.

this is the fifth dumbest thread ever.

this is the fifth dumbest thread ever.
anal hygene is a serious matter.

I'm confused, why didn't you just ask if she'd take a shower with you? That'd give you a chance to clean her up.

I'm confused, why didn't you just ask if she'd take a shower with you? That'd give you a chance to clean her up.
the fumes went to my head, and i couldnt think straight.

I do agree, however, that you had a traumatic experience. That's what you get for playing with old hos.

I do agree, however, that you had a traumatic experience. That's what you get for playing with old hos.
very traumatic.

but thats the thing, i dont think you can attribute the problem to "old hos"

is it me? am i too anal about hygene??

who gives a flying fuck about your stinking pussy stories you delinquent.