View Full Version : i am a god,


EmptyForceOfChi
04-13-06, 08:06 AM
i actualy think this, but i do not think ym opinions are godly, i know i am flawed, and i know that i am wrong,

just because i think im a god, dosent mean i always think im right,


just wanted to sayt his becausen i get the impression people think that i think i am all kowing,


i am stupid sometimes, and i act dumb alot, i know this,


but this god has flaws, and im sorry :).


peace.

Spectrum
04-13-06, 08:17 AM
What have you created that makes you a Deity?

domesticated om
04-13-06, 08:23 AM
What have you created that makes you a Deity?
He created a new thread (I'm standing here motionless with awed look in my eyes) :eek:


it's.......it's....a miricle. I shall now write the gospel according to Chi :)

Possumking
04-13-06, 12:23 PM
How do you define God? If I define a rabbit to having the qualities of myself, then bloody hell, I'm a freakin' rabbit!

....but not a were-rabbit ;)

Go to dictionary.com and look up the definition of God:

1. God
1. A being conceived as the perfect, omnipotent, omniscient originator and ruler of the universe, the principal object of faith and worship in monotheistic religions.
2. The force, effect, or a manifestation or aspect of this being.
2. A being of supernatural powers or attributes, believed in and worshiped by a people, especially a male deity thought to control some part of nature or reality.
3. An image of a supernatural being; an idol.
4. One that is worshiped, idealized, or followed: Money was their god.
5. A very handsome man.
6. A powerful ruler or despot.


One of the definitions is "A very handsome man." Well then...Looks like I'm one hell of a God!

Killjoy
04-13-06, 04:33 PM
i actualy think this, but i do not think ym opinions are godly, i know i am flawed, and i know that i am wrong,

just because i think im a god, dosent mean i always think im right,


just wanted to sayt his becausen i get the impression people think that i think i am all kowing,


i am stupid sometimes, and i act dumb alot, i know this,


but this god has flaws, and im sorry :).


peace.

Well, then...!

If You're God, you'll Need a Devil !
(Guess who ?)

As His Infernal Majesty, I must say, rather than 'all knowing', you are, in fact, homely, and your momma dresses you funny !

:p

Roman
04-14-06, 06:50 PM
Oh great Infernal Majesty, should tonight be robitussin and beer or hydrocodone and whiskey?

KennyJC
04-14-06, 07:48 PM
Man what is it with you and c7ity...

Athelwulf
04-14-06, 09:54 PM
What have you created that makes you a Deity?
Not all deities are by definition creators.

Zarklephaser
04-14-06, 10:56 PM
Oh great Infernal Majesty, should tonight be robitussin and beer or hydrocodone and whiskey?

Hydrocodone and whiskey. Definitely.

Roman
04-14-06, 11:50 PM
It ended up 12 sided dice and mountaint dew tonight.
Would you believe me if f I said I had a dungeon master's guide?

QuarkMoon
04-15-06, 12:15 AM
Well, then...!

If You're God, you'll Need a Devil !
(Guess who ?)

As His Infernal Majesty, I must say, rather than 'all knowing', you are, in fact, homely, and your momma dresses you funny !

:p

LOL! Well played, sir, well played. :m:

Killjoy
04-15-06, 12:20 AM
Oh great Infernal Majesty, should tonight be robitussin and beer or hydrocodone and whiskey?

infuse and defuse the ruse - if you choose...
http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/BDX/BDX341/bxp64655.jpg

failing that...

schnapps and benzedrine.

:cool:

Roman
04-15-06, 01:08 AM
Apple Smirnoff and a regretable hook up? I dunno, o Prince of Darkness, that's pretty rough.

Semon
04-15-06, 02:24 AM
u postz fringin fur and tis fur rulz omg itz za mommy maracle dude thank u very much.

Stryder
04-15-06, 10:49 AM
"Ego sum Spartacus" - Pick your rebellious slave

Killjoy
04-15-06, 03:22 PM
Apple Smirnoff and a regretable hook up? I dunno, o Prince of Darkness, that's pretty rough.

They don't call it " Eternal Damnation " fer nuthin', kid...

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