how to come up with $1000

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by MisinformD, Dec 28, 2002.

  1. MisinformD Registered Member

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    you guys seem like a smart group of people (well most of you anyways

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    ) share your ideas on how i can come up with $1,000 with only $100 to spend. i've got a couple months time to get this money and doesn't matter if the idea is legal or not, as long as it isn't too risky (no breaking into houses or armed robbery!)

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    so what do you have?
     
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  3. Xev Registered Senior Member

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    Are you male or female?

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  5. %BlueSoulRobot% Copyright! Copyright!! Registered Senior Member

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    Smuggle your way to some Third World country.

    Yay for inflation!

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  7. Avatar smoking revolver Valued Senior Member

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    you could sell your inner organs

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  8. NenarTronian Teenaged Transhumanist Registered Senior Member

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    hm...100$ to spend...well, i guess buying drugs cheap and selling them higher is out of the question...since the initial investment would be pretty big...sorry can't help

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  9. Xev Registered Senior Member

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    Steal prescription medication and sell it on the street.
     
  10. %BlueSoulRobot% Copyright! Copyright!! Registered Senior Member

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    Yeah, I was trying to find prices for human organs...I can't find any! It's pissing me off. I'd like to calculate how much I can earn before I'm legally dead.

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  11. spookz Banned Banned

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    lube up and hit the streets
     
  12. Xev Registered Senior Member

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    You could make a pretty penny beating the shit out of Fortune 500 execs if you're cute enough.

    Otherwise, I'd sell a kidney.
     
  13. lixluke Refined Reinvention Valued Senior Member

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    me

    a couple of months is a hell of alot of time.
    sell drugs or somthing.
     
  14. Joeman Eviiiiiiiil Clown Registered Senior Member

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    Buy some form of insurance and stage an accident.
     
  15. ndrs The Anti-Cthulhu Registered Senior Member

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    Heh... just go to work..
    In a couple of months you probably can earn 1000$..
     
  16. MisinformD Registered Member

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    come one, is that all you got? i thought i'd hear you intellectuals tell me how to make a bag of flower smell like cocaine or how i can scam senior citizens (they're gonna die in a couple years anyways

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    byy the way if any females are in need of a good time contact me!
     
  17. Joeman Eviiiiiiiil Clown Registered Senior Member

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    A more appropriate place

    http://www.match.com
     
  18. Xev Registered Senior Member

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    My friend Joeman is interested, but is very shy.

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  19. Joeman Eviiiiiiiil Clown Registered Senior Member

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    I thought he says female?
     
  20. Cris In search of Immortality Valued Senior Member

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    Seems somewhat easy.

    Get a job as a waiter. At $5/hour for 8 hours per day for 5 days per week and for 5 weeks will give you $1000.

    Use your $100 to pay for meals and travel costs.

    Of course if you already have a full time job then work evenings, nights, or weekends.

    Of course if I know of other ways to achieve a 900% return on an investment over 2 months then you are probably the last person I would tell.
     
  21. storni topological frog Registered Senior Member

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    "Smuggle your way to some Third World country.

    Yay for inflation! "

    %BlueSoulRobot%:

    Inflation is a sadly true reality for most thirld world countries (which by the way is quite a discriminating epithet)

    However, he would need more than $100 to start smuggling, or at least, to buy a plane ticket...

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  22. grazzhoppa yawwn Valued Senior Member

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    pawn crap you don't need or,

    Put on some sweat pants, a beater, and an old, big coat. Go out in the backyard, roll around for a couple hours. Run for an hour. Scream for 20 minutes. Then, find a coffee cup and go to your nearest street corner and sit down and ask people for money with your hoarse vioce. It might pay better than a job a Mickey D's.

    Or instead of getting filthy, smelly, and hoarse put your best talent to work on the streets. People especially like steel drums, played Jamaican style.

    Find a guide to pickpocketing.....
     
  23. %BlueSoulRobot% Copyright! Copyright!! Registered Senior Member

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    Oh no - I meant he should smuggle himself onto a plane/boat (this will be free, because there is no agent), and when he gets to his destination, his $100 (guessing American) will be worth a lot in that country; possibly even more than $1000.

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    Of course, he'll have to stay in that country...
     

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