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leopold99
02-22-06, 10:59 PM
go here to find out
http://www.nerdtests.com/ft_nq.php?im

my score is:
What does this mean? Your nerdiness is:

Low Ranking Nerd. Definitely a nerd but low on the totem pole of nerds.

Mosheh Thezion
02-22-06, 11:11 PM
my score was 95.... is that bad?

Xerxes
02-22-06, 11:12 PM
<a href="http://www.nerdtests.com/ft_nq.php?im"><img src="http://www.nerdtests.com/images/ft/nq.php?val=5771" alt="I am nerdier than 90% of all people. Are you nerdier? Click here to find out!"></a>

TruthSeeker
02-22-06, 11:49 PM
<a href="http://www.nerdtests.com/ft_nq.php?im"><img src="http://www.nerdtests.com/images/ft/nq.php?val=9711" alt="I am nerdier than 70% of all people. Are you nerdier? Click here to find out!"></a>
70....

Huuumm...

EDIT: My wife is telling me I'm a nerd. Oh well...

Yaba Daba :m:

Cottontop3000
02-22-06, 11:56 PM
53. Slightly nerdy.

Hey, Xerxes, how did you get that image in your post? I'm a wannabe nerd. :)

playboy bunny_89
02-23-06, 12:02 AM
hey im new and dont really now anyone i was told to hang hear for a while to get used of every thing.
i got 90% nerd and 10% cool is tht good or bad i dont really noe

Cottontop3000
02-23-06, 12:14 AM
hey im new and dont really now anyone i was told to hang hear for a while to get used of every thing.
i got 90% nerd and 10% cool is tht good or bad i dont really noe

Well, I'd say you are a bit of a nerd. You have to answer whether that is good or bad, for yourself. To me, it's not bad though. And in certain situations, it can be very good.

Xerxes
02-23-06, 12:34 AM
hey im new and dont really now anyone i was told to hang hear for a while to get used of every thing.
i got 90% nerd and 10% cool is tht good or bad i dont really noe

It's not scientific you fool. It's a joke.


Hey, Xerxes, how did you get that image in your post? I'm a wannabe nerd.

You just copy paste the html, like all the tests. ()

TruthSeeker
02-23-06, 12:43 AM
^ nerd :p

Cottontop3000
02-23-06, 12:56 AM
You just copy paste the html, like all the tests. ()Bare with me. Right click on the image first, right?

Xerxes
02-23-06, 01:01 AM
When you complete the test, scroll down a bit and you'll see a text box containing the html for the image.

Then copy/paste.

TruthSeeker
02-23-06, 01:37 AM
My wife's score:
<a href="http://www.nerdtests.com/ft_nq.php?im"><img src="http://www.nerdtests.com/images/ft/nq.php?val=6510" alt="I am nerdier than 3% of all people. Are you nerdier? Click here to find out!"></a>

"Definitely not nerdy, you are probably cool."
Hehehe... :p

TruthSeeker
02-23-06, 01:38 AM
You know that Mn question? She answered "Mendelevian" :p
Well, she thought she should answer the most complicated sounding one... :D

TruthSeeker
02-23-06, 01:55 AM
"Dilbert test"

Spite: 36%
Knowledge: 35%
Laziness: 52%


This means you're: Bob the Dinosaur

What does it mean?

He's big and dumb, but you can count on Bob the Dinosaur to give wedgies to weasel co-workers.


Just like me... :D

Cottontop3000
02-23-06, 02:10 AM
When you complete the test, scroll down a bit and you'll see a text box containing the html for the image.

Then copy/paste.

Oh, you mean where it says "To place this image on your web page copy and paste this code:?" *slaps self in head* I'm such a moron. :rolleyes:

TruthSeeker
02-23-06, 03:00 AM
Don't worry cotton. My wife scored 3 and she didn't even see the thing, let alone learn how to post it. :p

But she is not amoron, she is just too cool and fashion-oriented for those things... :D

phlogistician
02-23-06, 03:35 AM
<a href="http://www.nerdtests.com/ft_nq.php?im"><img src="http://www.nerdtests.com/images/ft/nq.php?val=5762" alt="I am nerdier than 87% of all people. Are you nerdier? Click here to find out!"></a>

Er, building my own computer must have weighted my score. Yeah, that's it, I'm cool otherwise. I'm just glad you didn't score for each one you have, ...

cole grey
02-23-06, 04:14 AM
49% scored higher (more nerdy), and
51% scored lower (less nerdy).

What does this mean? Your nerdiness is: 51 "lightly nerdy"
Somewhat nerdy. I mean face it, you are nerdier than about half the test takers.

P.S. PHLOGISTICIAN - I built one too, and i only got a 51, so there must be some other factors to take into account.

Is Mn manganese? Maybe I'm just too dumb to be a real nerd.
No, it is manganese. Fuck. I thought I was a king nerd but I am really just a member of the nerd city council. Fuck that.

Cottontop3000
02-23-06, 04:23 AM
Well, at least we can keep each other company. :)

leopold99
02-23-06, 04:26 AM
at least i got on the totem pole
and i didn't build my own computer

water
02-23-06, 04:54 AM
<a href="http://www.nerdtests.com/ft_nq.php?im"><img src="http://www.nerdtests.com/images/ft/nq.php?val=8675" alt="I am nerdier than 58% of all people. Are you nerdier? Click here to find out!"></a>


Yeah, okay ...
Like, I'm so cool and stuff, you know.

water
02-23-06, 04:57 AM
P.S. PHLOGISTICIAN - I built one too, and i only got a 51, so there must be some other factors to take into account.

Is Mn manganese? Maybe I'm just too dumb to be a real nerd.
No, it is manganese. Fuck. I thought I was a king nerd but I am really just a member of the nerd city council. Fuck that.

My dear cole grey, you are far too cool to be nerdy. Duh, that is for tha lozers!


I know what you are, but I won't tell! :p

Blue_UK
02-23-06, 05:52 AM
I'm a wannabe nerd - I fucking love computers and eletronics but I'm a lazy waster most the time! When the caffeine is right and I'm inspired I will code/research for many hours.

Nerd rating: 90%

spuriousmonkey
02-23-06, 08:09 AM
<a href="http://www.nerdtests.com/ft_nq.php?im"><img src="http://www.nerdtests.com/images/ft/nq.php?val=5573" alt="I am nerdier than 24% of all people. Are you nerdier? Click here to find out!"></a>

Not nerdy, but definitely not hip.

curioucity
02-23-06, 08:25 AM
<a href="http://www.nerdtests.com/ft_nq.php?im"><img src="http://www.nerdtests.com/images/ft/nq.php?val=1669" alt="I am nerdier than 56% of all people. Are you nerdier? Click here to find out!"></a>
Heh, not wrong.

The Devil Inside
02-23-06, 09:11 AM
Your Score Summary

Overall, you scored as follows:

68% scored higher (more nerdy), and
32% scored lower (less nerdy).

What does this mean? Your nerdiness is:

Not nerdy, but definitely not hip.

Zephyr
02-23-06, 09:24 AM
<a href="http://www.nerdtests.com/ft_nq.php?im"><img src="http://www.nerdtests.com/images/ft/nq.php?val=5762" alt="I am nerdier than 87% of all people. Are you nerdier? Click here to find out!"></a>

That's what you get for studying analysis...

domesticated om
02-23-06, 09:45 AM
http://www.nerdtests.com/images/ft/nq.php?val=8729


But I don't want to be 76% nerdy :(

spuriousmonkey
02-23-06, 10:11 AM
I think the test is wrong because I am definitely more nerdy than 24%.

spidergoat
02-23-06, 11:20 AM
28, nerb wannabe. Damn, I thought I was nerdier than that!

spuriousmonkey
02-23-06, 11:25 AM
Me too, I have a lvl 104 runescape character for fucks sake. That must account for 25% nerdiness just by itself.

Blue_UK
02-23-06, 11:56 AM
Quick point. Don't confuse net-scum for nerds; there's a big difference between people who just spend all their life on forurms/online games etc + think they know about computers and people who really love technology and actually learn about it.

Just to clarify, I'm not directing this comment at anyone in particular (I know you're not of one those, Spurious :p)

Varda
02-23-06, 12:06 PM
holy sh!t... where did all my coolness go?
All hail the monstrous nerd. You are by far the SUPREME NERD GOD!!!
<a href="http://www.nerdtests.com/ft_nq.php?im"><img src="http://www.nerdtests.com/images/ft/nq.php?val=1786" alt="I am nerdier than 95% of all people. Are you nerdier? Click here to find out!"></a>
im glad i wasn't using firefox, and that it didn't ask if i use a Tolkien inspired username :p
*goes outside and gets some air*

Varda
02-23-06, 12:14 PM
come to think of it, doing the *...* thing to imply an action doesn't really do a lot for my attempt of being less of a nerd, does it?

:(

bleh... nerds are great ;)

water
02-23-06, 03:10 PM
Spuriousmonkey and Spidergoat,


How can that be?! How could you possibly be less nerdy than me??!

Nah, that nerd test ain't right, no way. One actually has to *know* something to qualify for a nerd, and I certainly don't know this kind of stuff.

Kunax
02-23-06, 03:19 PM
<a href="http://www.nerdtests.com/ft_nq.php?im"><img src="http://www.nerdtests.com/images/ft/nq.php?val=1669" alt="I am nerdier than 56% of all people. Are you nerdier? Click here to find out!"></a>
as predicted by my magic crystal ball

spidergoat
02-23-06, 03:32 PM
Water,
Well, I don't surf much at home. I use a hand-me-down computer from work and although I have cracked software, none of it is installed now. I'm not really into gadgets. My GPA was horrible; I was an art major and only cared about those classes. I suck at math.

oscar
02-23-06, 04:41 PM
<a href="http://www.nerdtests.com/ft_nq.php?im"><img src="http://www.nerdtests.com/images/ft/nq.php?val=2651" alt="I am nerdier than 50% of all people. Are you nerdier? Click here to find out!"></a>

This quiz is a hack, there's questions here I would've been better off leaving blank, and some of the other stuff I know only cos I'm a science student but it doesn't mean that I'm a nerd and know everything. In fact, I'm the worst programmer I know from my own generation here at school.

Other stuff I remember but mainly cos I have a somewhat decent memory, but who knows? Maybe I could be considered a nerd on different terms like the amount of time I use message boards while the rest of my friends are out dating or going out for a beer.

How about music and liberal arts nerds? I know people who are nerds but what they're good at is music theory, psychology and such other subjects. This quiz needs subsections to see how nerdy people are in their own field.

EDIT: Add a couple points to my nerd score, I just learned how to wire a LAN cable :D

wesmorris
02-23-06, 04:44 PM
Such test are beneath me.

Cottontop3000
02-23-06, 04:48 PM
All bow to his Overlordiness.

wesmorris
02-23-06, 04:53 PM
<a href="http://www.nerdtests.com/ft_nq.php?im"><img src="http://www.nerdtests.com/images/ft/nq.php?val=4798" alt="I am nerdier than 99% of all people. Are you nerdier? Click here to find out!"></a>

Cottontop3000
02-23-06, 04:58 PM
And STILL the overlord. All grovel. :p

Varda
02-23-06, 04:59 PM
so.. we like to know how things work... what's wrong with that?

Cottontop3000
02-23-06, 05:01 PM
not a thing. ;)

longlostlady
02-23-06, 05:12 PM
<a href="http://www.nerdtests.com/ft_nq.php?im"><img src="http://www.nerdtests.com/images/ft/nq.php?val=9531" alt="I am nerdier than 10% of all people. Are you nerdier? Click here to find out!"></a>

woo, that's not bad.

TruthSeeker
02-23-06, 06:23 PM
<a href="http://www.nerdtests.com/ft_nq.php?im"><img src="http://www.nerdtests.com/images/ft/nq.php?val=4798" alt="I am nerdier than 99% of all people. Are you nerdier? Click here to find out!"></a>
*bows*

Cottontop3000
02-23-06, 06:27 PM
Battle! For nerd Overlord!! wesmorris, the reigning overlord must defend his title against Truthseeker, lord of the north. Tune in later for details.

Fafnir665
02-23-06, 06:34 PM
<a href="http://www.nerdtests.com/ft_nq.php?im"><img src="http://www.nerdtests.com/images/ft/nq.php?val=8792" alt="I am nerdier than 97% of all people. Are you nerdier? Click here to find out!"></a>

wesmorris
02-23-06, 06:35 PM
wha?

t scored like 78ish. no contest.

Cottontop3000
02-23-06, 06:38 PM
wha?

t scored like 78ish. no contest.

Oh, I see. He just posted yours. My bad. How about you and Fafnir, Varda or MT?

spuriousmonkey
02-23-06, 07:23 PM
Water,
Well, I don't surf much at home. I use a hand-me-down computer from work and although I have cracked software, none of it is installed now. I'm not really into gadgets. My GPA was horrible; I was an art major and only cared about those classes. I suck at math.


Me too...I do most surfing at work. I did built my own computer. My GPA (or equivalent) was also awful. I suck even more at math than spidergoat. I don't know anything about the periodic table (if that is how you spell it). I didn't recognize any of the ubernerds.

Hurricane Angel
02-23-06, 07:42 PM
This test was bollocks, me knowing the periodic table doesn't make me nerdy, does it?!

I got a score of 48, btw.

Varda
02-23-06, 07:48 PM
hahah i just noticed the nerd overlord title under wesmorris :D

TruthSeeker
02-23-06, 08:09 PM
Battle! For nerd Overlord!! wesmorris, the reigning overlord must defend his title against Truthseeker, lord of the north. Tune in later for details.
eeeehh...? :confused:

Cottontop3000
02-23-06, 08:16 PM
eeeehh...? :confused:

Sorry. I made a mistake. I thought you posted a 99 too, but you were just quoting wes. It's up to someone else to challenge the overlord.

TruthSeeker
02-23-06, 08:18 PM
I'm studying!
*picks up a computer book and starts reading it*

Cottontop3000
02-23-06, 08:21 PM
You go guy! Maybe someday.

domesticated om
02-23-06, 08:41 PM
<a href="http://www.nerdtests.com/ft_nq.php?im"><img src="http://www.nerdtests.com/images/ft/nq.php?val=4798" alt="I am nerdier than 99% of all people. Are you nerdier? Click here to find out!"></a>

Wesmorris probably has glowing eyes, and little lightning bolts periodically shooting from the top of his cranium.....like his brain is pulsating with power or something.
He also has a permanent wedgie from decades of being bullied by everyone.

playboy bunny_89
02-23-06, 09:19 PM
it probely dosent help that i am a blond lol. so any way how is every one

Neildo
02-23-06, 09:38 PM
<a href="http://www.nerdtests.com/ft_nq.php?im"><img src="http://www.nerdtests.com/images/ft/nq.php?val=2615"

- N

playboy bunny_89
02-23-06, 09:39 PM
hi how r u?

cole grey
02-23-06, 10:38 PM
Too bad wes is already taken (i think), or he and varda could have the nerdiest kids who ever lived.

Seriously, I am cool, but I had a bunch of those questions, honestly, answered in the most nerdy fashion. What happened? I played the starwars kotor games (both of them) through twice each. That has got to be a hundred of hours sitting in front of an xbox... that has to count for something - i am a nerd dammit!

Water - what am I?

cole grey
02-23-06, 10:42 PM
playboy bun,

If you are serious, and not just some net geek trying to pull chains, and you want to make friends - say something. Don't just act like you're in a chat room and wait for the net lotharios to pounce. Can't you see we're all nerds here?
Right guys?
I'm in the out crowd too right?
Damn!

leopold99
02-23-06, 10:47 PM
it probely dosent help that i am a blond lol. so any way how is every one
have you heard any good 'dumb blond' jokes?

leopold99
02-23-06, 10:49 PM
i scored 78% and it said i was on the lower end of the totem pole

what i wanna know is how did wes NOT score a hundred?

water
02-24-06, 02:46 AM
Seriously, I am cool, but I had a bunch of those questions, honestly, answered in the most nerdy fashion. What happened? I played the starwars kotor games (both of them) through twice each. That has got to be a hundred of hours sitting in front of an xbox... that has to count for something - i am a nerd dammit!

But I've never ever seen an xbox! I've never even played a proper video game!
I love math and science and to know how things work, but there are too many pink and skyblue clothes in my wardrobe -- to say the least! -- to even remotely call me nerdy!


Water - what am I?

Did your iroquois (I don't know why they call that a mohawk) grow out by now?

draqon
02-24-06, 03:18 AM
got 89 on that nerd test...duh...I feell whole lotta better... not really...

Blindman
02-24-06, 04:49 AM
<a href="http://www.nerdtests.com/ft_nq.php?im"><img src="http://www.nerdtests.com/images/ft/nq.php?val=5744" alt="I am nerdier than 81% of all people. Are you nerdier? Click here to find out!"></a>
So I am a nerd... :rolleyes:

qwerty mob
02-24-06, 04:52 AM
wow.. was also 81 at the time i took it. If i buy a laptop, but lose my laser printer, will i stay the same? :)

Blindman
02-24-06, 06:05 AM
<a href="http://www.nerdtests.com/ft_loser.php?im">
<img src="http://www.nerdtests.com/images/ft/lsr.php?val=5636" alt="I am 37% loser. What about you? Click here to find out!"> </a>
And at times I'm cool.. :bugeye:

Blindman
02-24-06, 06:18 AM
<a href="http://www.nerdtests.com/ft_cg.php?im">
<img src="http://www.nerdtests.com/images/ft/cg.php?val=5744" alt="My computer geek score is greater than 74% of all people in the world! How do you compare? Click here to find out!"> </a>

Roman
02-24-06, 06:20 AM
<a href="http://www.nerdtests.com/ft_nq.php?im"><img src="http://www.nerdtests.com/images/ft/nq.php?val=1678" alt="I am nerdier than 59% of all people. Are you nerdier? Click here to find out!"></a>

Dreamwalker
02-24-06, 06:35 AM
<a href="http://www.nerdtests.com/ft_nq.php?im"><img src="http://www.nerdtests.com/images/ft/nq.php?val=1588" alt="I am nerdier than 29% of all people. Are you nerdier? Click here to find out!"></a>

Ah well, not quite hip, but seems like hope is not lost yet.

EmptyForceOfChi
02-24-06, 08:27 AM
<a href="http://www.nerdtests.com/ft_nq.php?im"><img src="http://www.nerdtests.com/images/ft/nq.php?val=5528" alt="I am nerdier than 9% of all people. Are you nerdier? Click here to find out!"></a>







Overall, you scored as follows:



91% scored higher (more nerdy), and
9% scored lower (less nerdy).

What does this mean? Your nerdiness is:

Definitely not nerdy, you are probably cool.







this test was bias, i dont know what soem of that shit means, whats a GPA ? thats an anti english test.


peace.

spuriousmonkey
02-24-06, 08:43 AM
<a href="http://www.nerdtests.com/ft_loser.php?im">
<img src="http://www.nerdtests.com/images/ft/lsr.php?val=7746" alt="I am 92% loser. What about you? Click here to find out!"> </a>

That's more like it!...

Now i'm happy.

cole grey
02-24-06, 10:22 AM
Did your iroquois (I don't know why they call that a mohawk) grow out by now?
No, my mohawk is still a mohawk. I already know you don't like it.

leopold99
02-24-06, 11:02 AM
whats a GPA ? thats an anti english test.

GPA, grade point average
no wonder you scored only 9%

leopold99
02-24-06, 11:05 AM
<a href="http://www.nerdtests.com/ft_loser.php?im">
<img src="http://www.nerdtests.com/images/ft/lsr.php?val=7746" alt="I am 92% loser. What about you? Click here to find out!"> </a>

That's more like it!...

Now i'm happy.
must be all that old food you got laying around
but that can't be it
i got old food laying around and i only got 78%

spuriousmonkey
02-24-06, 11:08 AM
Maybe I got extra points for being married?

leopold99
02-24-06, 11:11 AM
can't be
who would marry a nerd? 'cept of course another nerd
have your wife to take the test
i bet she scores more than you ! :)

spuriousmonkey
02-24-06, 11:14 AM
I scored only 24% on the nerd test. That made me wonder. So I took the loser test, and that basically confirmed that I am merely a loser instead of a nerd.

I'm quite happy with that though. I like being a loser. It suits me better than a winner.

leopold99
02-24-06, 11:21 AM
jesus christ!!
i scored a 98% on the loser test!!
it said i was a total loser!!

water
02-24-06, 11:38 AM
No, my mohawk is still a mohawk. I already know you don't like it.

I'm sorry. I was rude.

Cottontop3000
02-24-06, 12:55 PM
I'm A Loser Baby, So why don't you kill me?!" --some song. :)



<a href="http://www.nerdtests.com/ft_loser.php?im">
<img src="http://www.nerdtests.com/images/ft/lsr.php?val=8738" alt="I am 88% loser. What about you? Click here to find out!"> </a>

Xerxes
02-24-06, 01:10 PM
<a href="http://www.nerdtests.com/ft_loser.php?im">
<img src="http://www.nerdtests.com/images/ft/lsr.php?val=6646" alt="I am 42% loser. What about you? Click here to find out!"> </a>

Seems about right.

Cottontop3000
02-24-06, 01:10 PM
"In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect." said the expert from Tech Support.

<a href="http://www.nerdtests.com/ft_cg.php?im">
<img src="http://www.nerdtests.com/images/ft/cg.php?val=5528" alt="My computer geek score is greater than 20% of all people in the world! How do you compare? Click here to find out!"> </a>

Jeez, is there no end in sight?! :D

oscar
02-24-06, 01:15 PM
My loser score is 66. But I wanted to find out anyway, curiosity killed the cat after all :confused:

Oh well, I'd rather be a loser than the idiot who gets all the chicks and the friends and the car and the cash but is still an idiot.

...wow, that was such a loser comment, make my score a 67 then ;)

Xerxes
02-24-06, 01:23 PM
<a href="http://www.nerdtests.com/ft_cg.php?im">
<img src="http://www.nerdtests.com/images/ft/cg.php?val=8800" alt="My computer geek score is greater than 88% of all people in the world! How do you compare? Click here to find out!"> </a>

Zephyr
02-24-06, 01:31 PM
<a href="http://www.nerdtests.com/ft_loser.php?im">
<img src="http://www.nerdtests.com/images/ft/lsr.php?val=9720" alt="I am 79% loser. What about you? Click here to find out!"> </a>

I win more often than 21% of people! Har!

leopold99
02-24-06, 01:34 PM
bullshit! i'm a 98% loser! and 78% geek! :)

Theoryofrelativity
02-24-06, 01:41 PM
85% scored higher (more nerdy), and
15% scored lower (less nerdy).

What does this mean? Your nerdiness is:

Not nerdy, but then again maybe not all that cool either.

Oh dear,I guess I'm not a nerd!

leopold99
02-24-06, 01:44 PM
hey that ain't nothin' i am 45% stupid, whatever that means ! :)

Communist Hamster
02-24-06, 02:20 PM
<a href="http://www.nerdtests.com/ft_nq.php?im"><img src="http://www.nerdtests.com/images/ft/nq.php?val=2651" alt="I am nerdier than 50% of all people. Are you nerdier? Click here to find out!"></a>

domesticated om
02-24-06, 03:05 PM
Well, at least this was better than my nerd results
<a href="http://www.nerdtests.com/ft_loser.php?im">
<img src="http://www.nerdtests.com/images/ft/lsr.php?val=3742" alt="I am 90% loser. What about you? Click here to find out!"> </a>

TruthSeeker
02-24-06, 03:19 PM
<a href="http://www.nerdtests.com/ft_loser.php?im">
<img src="http://www.nerdtests.com/images/ft/lsr.php?val=4626" alt="I am 32% loser. What about you? Click here to find out!"> </a>

Ha... I'm a nerd and cool at the same time. I'm so unique... :p

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02-24-06, 03:40 PM
<a href="http://www.nerdtests.com/ft_cg.php?im">
<img src="http://www.nerdtests.com/images/ft/cg.php?val=2688" alt="My computer geek score is greater than 60% of all people in the world! How do you compare? Click here to find out!"> </a>

spuriousmonkey
02-24-06, 04:08 PM
I suspect the nerds wrote the cool test to make cool people feel bad by making their scores really high on the loser scale.

nerd twats.

leopold99
02-24-06, 04:10 PM
i feel i have the dubious distinction of having the highest loser score

Cottontop3000
02-24-06, 04:13 PM
Then I crown you LOSER OVERLORD! Ohhmmmmmmm. LOSER Vs. NERD OVERLORD! Prepare!!

leopold99
02-24-06, 04:16 PM
gee cottontop i'm simply overwhelmed with .. . .with . . .hell i don't know what with.

Cottontop3000
02-24-06, 04:55 PM
I'm just having fun. No offense meant, if you weren't sure. I don't even have a clue what type of contest we could have. :)

Fafnir665
02-24-06, 05:13 PM
<a href="http://www.nerdtests.com/ft_loser.php?im">
<img src="http://www.nerdtests.com/images/ft/lsr.php?val=7746" alt="I am 92% loser. What about you? Click here to find out!"> </a>

domesticated om
02-24-06, 06:45 PM
Then I crown you LOSER OVERLORD! Ohhmmmmmmm. LOSER Vs. NERD OVERLORD! Prepare!!

I dunno. I think the term 'loser' suggests a tendency towards 'not winning'. The versus concept would have a predictable outcome.

Cottontop3000
02-24-06, 07:56 PM
LOL. Yeah, probably, but it would be fun to watch. CHOOSE Your Weapons!!

Enigma'07
02-24-06, 08:14 PM
<a href="http://www.nerdtests.com/ft_nq.php?im"><img src="http://www.nerdtests.com/images/ft/nq.php?val=5771" alt="I am nerdier than 90% of all people. Are you nerdier? Click here to find out!"></a>

Enigma'07
02-24-06, 08:18 PM
<a href="http://www.nerdtests.com/ft_loser.php?im">
<img src="http://www.nerdtests.com/images/ft/lsr.php?val=0758" alt="I am 98% loser. What about you? Click here to find out!"> </a>

I win loser award.

przyk
02-24-06, 11:20 PM
<a href="http://www.nerdtests.com/ft_nq.php?im"><img src="http://www.nerdtests.com/images/ft/nq.php?val=5753" alt="I am nerdier than 84% of all people. Are you nerdier? Click here to find out!"></a>

leopold99
02-25-06, 01:48 AM
<a href="http://www.nerdtests.com/ft_loser.php?im">
<img src="http://www.nerdtests.com/images/ft/lsr.php?val=0758" alt="I am 98% loser. What about you? Click here to find out!"> </a>

I win loser award.
nope, you tied for top dog
i also scored 98%, it said i was a total loser !

leopold99
02-25-06, 01:51 AM
I'm just having fun. No offense meant,
we are all having fun
besides, how can you offend a 98% loser ? :)

Communist Hamster
02-25-06, 07:04 AM
Successful thread.

kenworth
02-25-06, 07:56 AM
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oscar
02-25-06, 01:19 PM
Successful thread.

Powered by a bunch of nerds and losers :p

Just kidding guys, if asking "why" and not resting till the answer is found is being a nerd then so be it! Without nerds, the world would not progress...or, wouldn't you say it was a nerd who discovered a way to make fire or invented the wheel? That's the kind of nerd the quiz would seem to profile. There's definitely nothing wrong with that.

Btw, I just found out I knew what the term RPN for the old calculators meant, add another two points to my score :D [Oh and not to mention, the Big O ;) ]

wesmorris
02-25-06, 01:23 PM
There's an uber bonus point to be had though. I almost mentioned it before... post 1990 HP calculators still use RPN!!!!!!!!!

HA!

Further, I have one. ;)

(hp 48sx)

I even wrote a program in its native language a long time ago, to help me on a test. :)

leopold99
02-25-06, 01:39 PM
you gotta take the loser test wes, and post your score

and why didn't you score a 100 on the geek test?

Spectrum
02-25-06, 01:47 PM
"Not nerdy, but then again maybe not all that cool either." Yeah that's roughly me, but I do consider myself to be a geek.

leopold99
02-25-06, 01:49 PM
i'm 78% geek and 98% loser, AND PROUD ! :)

cole grey
02-25-06, 03:36 PM
52% are cooler, and
48% are more of a loser than you.
What does this mean?
With this score, you are a normal individual

ok, so i got a 52 as a loser and a 51 as a nerd. I guess I am hard to define.

I take exception to certain questions on the loser test.
1 - Sleeping til noon doesn't make me a loser, because I set my own schedule. perhaps the test counts getting up early as being a loser, but i doubt it.
2 - tattoos and piercings are not the mark of cool people, they are the mark of people who are trying to be cool. And trying to be cool isn't really cool.

p.s. i thought the mohawk would be fun, i needed a change, everyone copied my other hairstyle - i wasn't trying to be cool, I just thought, "why not? I can do whatever I want."

water
02-26-06, 05:35 AM
I've decided not to take such tests anymore. They are beneath me, for I am soooo cool.

leopold99
02-26-06, 04:07 PM
i am highly suspect of wes's 98% nerd score
why you ask? because he doesn't hang out in the computer forum
i think he cheated :bugeye:

Fafnir665
02-26-06, 04:22 PM
you gotta take the loser test wes, and post your score

and why didn't you score a 100 on the geek test?


When you say that youre clean, it takes points off

Crunchy Cat
02-28-06, 03:03 PM
48% nerd right here!

houseofknowledge
05-02-06, 08:54 AM
15% nerd.

wesmorris
05-02-06, 09:04 AM
i am highly suspect of wes's 98% nerd score
why you ask? because he doesn't hang out in the computer forum
i think he cheated :bugeye:

I have a small business where I go to people's houses and fix their computers. Good enough? It's called "at your PC service".... and it's just my sorry ass schlepping around town to hook people up. That's my evening / weekend job.

spuriousmonkey
05-02-06, 09:11 AM
Depends. Only if you met your wife by fixing her computer or doing something else nerdy. Otherwise we have to subtract 5.33321% of your score.

leopold99
05-02-06, 09:16 AM
I have a small business where I go to people's houses and fix their computers. Good enough? It's called "at your PC service".... and it's just my sorry ass schlepping around town to hook people up. That's my evening / weekend job.
will you pass the goat and stop being a bogart

wesmorris
05-02-06, 09:23 AM
Depends. Only if you met your wife by fixing her computer or doing something else nerdy. Otherwise we have to subtract 5.33321% of your score.

Hmm.. I DID fix her computer when I met her, but I didn't meet her through the business, as it didn't exist at the time.

I met her while working a crap job after having just gradjitated college and looking fer sum engineerin jobishness. I then knocked her up and decided "what the hell, I'll try the marriage thing", which has been dandy.

So I guess I have to have points taken away just on the basis that I got laid.

wesmorris
05-02-06, 09:25 AM
will you pass the goat and stop being a bogart

it's not my goat to pass.. you should respect path's relationship with this hot piece of smelly goat ass.

spuriousmonkey
05-02-06, 09:30 AM
Hmm.. I DID fix her computer when I met her, but I didn't meet her through the business, as it didn't exist at the time.

I met her while working a crap job after having just gradjitated college and looking fer sum engineerin jobishness. I then knocked her up and decided "what the hell, I'll try the marriage thing", which has been dandy.

So I guess I have to have points taken away just on the basis that I got laid.

No, getting laid is not a reason to take away points. If she initiated contact at the crappy job you keep your points. If you did all the work you lose your points. Sorry.

thedevilsreject
05-02-06, 12:52 PM
the fact that we are on forum means we are all about 10% nerd

Hercules Rockefeller
05-02-06, 01:57 PM
I don’t believe these scores in the 90’s for a single moment. Looking at those questions, the only way you could score that highly was if you "creatively answered" so as to maximize the nerd score.

<a href="http://www.nerdtests.com/ft_nq.php?im"><img src="http://www.nerdtests.com/images/ft/nq.php?val=4798" alt="I am nerdier than 99% of all people. Are you nerdier? Click here to find out!"></a><a href="http://www.nerdtests.com/ft_nq.php?im"><img src="http://www.nerdtests.com/images/ft/nq.php?val=8792" alt="I am nerdier than 97% of all people. Are you nerdier? Click here to find out!"></a> <a href="http://www.nerdtests.com/ft_nq.php?im"><img src="http://www.nerdtests.com/images/ft/nq.php?val=1786" alt="I am nerdier than 95% of all people. Are you nerdier? Click here to find out!"></a>
Pffft! Yeah, right. C'mon 'fess up!

goofyfish
05-02-06, 02:07 PM
Hercules: Nerd Wannabe.

...and a SciForums Geek Test Thread (http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?t=23601&page=1&pp=10) from many moons ago.

:D Peace.

wesmorris
05-02-06, 04:16 PM
I have the periodic table on my phone.

wesmorris
05-02-06, 04:17 PM
No, getting laid is not a reason to take away points. If she initiated contact at the crappy job you keep your points. If you did all the work you lose your points. Sorry.

I thought she was hot and wanted to spank her bare ass, so I said dorky things to her and she succumbed.

Take your stinking points.

goofyfish
05-02-06, 04:17 PM
I have a periodic coffee table with my phone on it.

:m: Peace.

wesmorris
05-02-06, 04:27 PM
I have a periodic coffee table with my phone on it.

:m: Peace.

pfffft. well that's no good. you don't always have your coffee table with you.

I couldn't believe it but like a week ago I had a good reason to use the periodic table from my phone. Something about the weight of aluminum vs. magnesium for the final rendition of some machined parts.

walking to my desk to look it up on the internet was way too hard.

goofyfish
05-02-06, 04:29 PM
Nerd.

wesmorris
05-02-06, 04:31 PM
Nerd.

That's nerd OVERLORD to you fish-man.

:)

AmishRakeFight
05-02-06, 04:35 PM
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AmishRakeFight

goofyfish
05-02-06, 04:38 PM
12??? Jeeeez Amish. Shouldn't you be outside beating up kids in glasses or something?

:m: Peace.

AmishRakeFight
05-02-06, 04:50 PM
haha It didn't ask specific enough questions pertaining to my nerdiness. I'm a nerd in my own way, trust me.

AmishRakeFight

wesmorris
05-02-06, 05:05 PM
Hmm.. I feel like fighting a rake now.

Perhaps the goat could help me.

Theoryofrelativity
05-02-06, 05:08 PM
My nerd rating was 6%, have no clue what it is I got right?

spuriousmonkey
05-02-06, 06:05 PM
My nerd rating was 6%, have no clue what it is I got right?

When you hang around with nerds, it rubs off.

Theoryofrelativity
05-02-06, 06:20 PM
When you hang around with nerds, it rubs off.

Does it stain?

goofyfish
05-02-06, 06:22 PM
Only if you are one of the 95% of men that sexually need another man.

:m: Peace.

Sorry. I just cannot let it go.

Theoryofrelativity
05-02-06, 06:25 PM
Only if you are one of the 95% of men that sexually need another man.

:m: Peace.

Sorry. I just cannot let it go.

:D.

Theoryofrelativity
05-02-06, 06:26 PM
I am ashamed my nerd rating is so low, my fellow female friends cannot relate to my interest in scientific matters but then my interest is rather low brow, maybe I should proceed slowly, learn how to operate dvd machine and take it from there.

TruthSeeker
05-02-06, 11:18 PM
You don't know how to operate a dvd machine!?!?!? :p
Have you ever made coffee at home! Making coffee is harder! :D

s0meguy
05-02-06, 11:48 PM
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What does this mean? Your nerdiness is:

All hail the monstrous nerd. You are by far the SUPREME NERD GOD!!!

I didn't know it was THAT bad :p

thedevilsreject
05-03-06, 02:01 AM
25.86%0_o

Theoryofrelativity
05-03-06, 02:53 AM
You don't know how to operate a dvd machine!?!?!? :p
Have you ever made coffee at home! Making coffee is harder! :D

apparantly you do not know a joke when you see one