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rGEMINI
08-15-04, 06:31 AM
I have a odd feeling that this will go to the cespool, but here it goes... One day when i was driving somewhere my friend said "Why don't we take all the money from welfare, and build a gaint ray gun mounted on a satilite. Put tracking chips in hobos (which they accaully are doing I think =_) Have the ray gun track and zap every hobo." =P Just wondering what sci-peeps would think about this?? LOL

cosmictraveler
08-15-04, 08:45 AM
cesspool bound for certain.

rGEMINI
08-15-04, 08:48 AM
Whaaa?? *says innocently* what makes you think that ^_~

Vortexx
08-15-04, 08:53 AM
VX is cheaper?

Killjoy
08-15-04, 11:16 AM
Hey !
Hold on now...!!

All those "hobos" are potential draftees- I mean "volunteers" for Amerika's continued crusade to make the world safe for the consumerist ideal- I mean Democracy

Don't be proposin' we kill off our manpower pool, now, son...
Them's 'Mer'can patriots jes' waitin' fer a guidin' hand...

heh...

Lazewski
08-15-04, 12:43 PM
i know i would join the miliatary if i got decent meals and a gun

Lazewski
08-15-04, 12:44 PM
but then again, i'm a hobo; who cares what i think?

Killjoy
08-15-04, 12:53 PM
i know i would join the miliatary if i got decent meals and a gun


Well... you'd get MREs, which, having consumed, I'm not sure I can call "decent"... but you would get a gun...


but then again, i'm a hobo; who cares what i think?

You're not a hobo, laddiebuck!
You're a potential Crusader...! A nascent Stormtrooper for The American Way...!! A Possible Jolly Green Giant... Walking The Earth... With A Big Ol' GUN...!!!

Cry OOH - RAH !!!
And flip on Full Automatic !!!

Lazewski
08-15-04, 01:02 PM
MREs are a field day for me buddy, and me being a hobo, which i'm thrifty and all, i'm gonna have to stop on three-shot burst

dmcm01
08-15-04, 01:48 PM
is lazewski realy homeless? hows he on here? with no home and no money?

rGEMINI
08-15-04, 05:48 PM
Well if he doens't keep coming back after the ray gun is built. We'll find out won't we ^_~

Logically Unsound
08-15-04, 05:52 PM
if they did that then i dont think they could make the laser fine enough to hit just one person. and if they did, wouldnt it be a bit weak? why not just nuke america.

rGEMINI
08-15-04, 06:12 PM
Logically unsound I agree with your logic... We should all help to form the NAEC (nuke america except canada)

Logically Unsound
08-15-04, 06:14 PM
LO.... no i cant say that any more....


i wonder why you consider except canada in there?

why not 'except japan' ;) :confused:

rGEMINI
08-15-04, 06:17 PM
... japan is in asia no matter how much we import... I WOULD NEVER NUKE JAPAN ANYWAYS LOL!!!!

Logically Unsound
08-15-04, 06:18 PM
japan is excellent.
battle royal comes from around that area.

rGEMINI
08-15-04, 06:19 PM
... that was a sick moive/manga/anime ,but HIGHLY entertaining LOL

Logically Unsound
08-15-04, 06:21 PM
i never saw the end of that... only saw down to about 10 people.. then lunch ended.
who wins.?.

rGEMINI
08-15-04, 06:21 PM
... guess

Logically Unsound
08-15-04, 06:24 PM
ahhhahahah let me think.

do those two kids who were eith the nice guy who survived escape together?
no thats too un violent.
does the nice guy who survived turn into his 'mega' form and destroy the world?

rGEMINI
08-15-04, 06:26 PM
... close
the ending was... unsatifatory i was hoping the guy who won the game last time would turn on the two main kids and gutter them... but no they all three escaped and etc etc, but i highly recomend that you finish watching the moive.

Lazewski
08-15-04, 08:08 PM
Who Is Allah?

Lazewski
08-15-04, 08:10 PM
and why can't you type in all caps? :(

rGEMINI
08-15-04, 09:06 PM
Who Is Allah?

... i think one of us is lost???... =Z

Lazewski
08-15-04, 09:51 PM
=F

oooh i had some fish thing for dinner it was better than sechs

Killjoy
08-15-04, 11:54 PM
MREs are a field day for me buddy, and me being a hobo, which i'm thrifty and all, i'm gonna have to stop on three-shot burst


Damn...

We had you pegged for an MG section...


Just think of how kick-ass them crossed ammo belts will look over your shoulders...!

rGEMINI
08-16-04, 04:27 AM
Lazewski it in my great honor (honour) to call you the third test hobo. woul you please write your non-existate address so i may find you to test on you pls. ^^

mickeyboy
08-16-04, 08:45 AM
I think your laser idea could work, if it hasn't already
*strokes chin in a Dr Evil way*
my idea was more an island where we could put all the dregs of society, rapists child molesters, murderers etc and just let them get on with it.
pretty radical i know but i think the hardest part of it is finding an island. :D

rGEMINI
08-16-04, 06:15 PM
wOOt im glad to annouce this has gone to the cesspool about time LOL =P

rGEMINI
08-17-04, 02:59 AM
I think your laser idea could work, if it hasn't already
*strokes chin in a Dr Evil way*
my idea was more an island where we could put all the dregs of society, rapists child molesters, murderers etc and just let them get on with it.
pretty radical i know but i think the hardest part of it is finding an island. :D

i like your idea maybe it could be like you purposed, but it could have evil look candles and of corse it need to have grass on top for the cows.

mickeyboy
08-17-04, 08:08 PM
I seem to remember there was a film something like this starring some dude who i cant remember maybe if i keep typing his name will come to me......AHHHH Mario Van Peebles canny think what the film was tho.
but it would have to be a really sick island maybe one where they tested anthrax, but no cows the fuckers would just shag them and i aint being resposible for that.....poor daisy

rGEMINI
08-18-04, 08:22 PM
... erm... mind tell me the name of the moive or somthing...

mickeyboy
08-19-04, 06:44 PM
I am an arse, it was Ray Liotta and the film was called no escape

Click here for the synopsis (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110678/)

Aborted_Fetus
08-21-04, 05:09 PM
y cant u just zap the hobo's when they put the chips in them

rGEMINI
08-21-04, 07:41 PM
y cant u just zap the hobo's when they put the chips in them

... oh yeh of little style