ok, im tired of reading about his lack of a lovelife.

if there is to be ANYTHING said on this subject, from now on....say it here.
advice, criticism, whatever.


my input:
put down the anime if you ever want to get a lady that isnt celluloid.

you are welcome.

What's his main problem in getting a girl?

What's his main problem in getting a girl?

read for yourself. this is for input only.

Thanks.

http://www.jamendo.com/en/?p=lyrics&track_id=44376
http://www.jamendo.com/en/album/5334/?refuid=113449


Forgive me, oh mum and dad
For the telecom sent the bill with wrath,
But i believed that the call was short
Let him who hasn't a girlfriend
Go and call the number of the bitch
Even if it is an expensive number, this number is 166 166 166

I was alone, I took the phone,
I needed time to think the number I saw on tv
Who did I hear! can I believe
A pack of horny lesbians howling back at me
I've always thought, I've always dreamed
Of magic whores to come and perform sodomy
'Cos in my dreams, it's always there
One dirty slut who takes my dick orgasming to despair

Night was black and I wanted to fuck
I've passed all night to see , Rocco's films on tv
In Netherlands the whores are close at hand
But in Italy, they're pretty hard to see

166 the number of the bitch
Hot chat line is going on tonight

You can go on , ‘till the end of the road
You just have to be aware, shemales who hide out there
In the night, cars’ lights are flashing bright
Bitch-hunting has begun, sexual work is done !

166 the numer of the bitch
30 euro the price for you and me

Pigs and gays, and everyone who says
" I am too arrapate, to stop to masturbate"
Take the phone, order some whores at home
They come to...make it rise and melt it down like ice

166 the number of the bitch
144 the number of the whore

To a sexy shop, I will return
And I will get more videos and hotter stuff of porn
I have the programs on pay TV
I have the hands to make libido take its course

He may be a bit too edgy for most girls.

What's his main problem in getting a girl?
Rampant desperation mainly.

Regarding the thread title, I wouldn't want to subject ANY female to that kind of encounter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I dunno, I can think of one or two I'd put up for it.
Revenge is mine, bwahaha.

http://www.channel4.com/health/microsites/V/virgins/school.html

For DarkskidZ:

http://www.oprah.com/health/omag/health_omag_200310_emotionquiz.jhtml

James had previously given up all hope of ever having sex or having a meaningful relationship with a woman but that could all be about to change as he heads off to Virgin School.
Meaningful relationship? With three of them involved: him, his sex therapist and his credit card?

I wouldn't wish him on my worst enemy.

Yeah, but my worst enemies ARE female, so they're doubly qualified :D

Why do you have many female enemies?

Most of my friends are females.

Oli, are they mad at you for false advertising?

He needs to get devirginised and overcome his fear of woman (sic), he should visit a cathouse a few times and pay for the privilege, as there's no way he's going to accomplish it on his own.

Many? Nope, not MANY, fewer than half a dozen.
False advertising? Advertising what? They're my enemies, not me, theirs.
And, like Avatar, most of my friends are female.

He needs to get devirginised and overcome his fear of woman (sic), he should visit a cathouse a few times and pay for the privilege, as there's no way he's going to accomplish it on his own.

Interestingly a couple of students recently started a business in holland specialized in de-virgining men. Apparently it is a booming market.

If we encourage him to a rape someone, we have a better chance of him not returning for 10-20 years.

If we encourage him to a rape someone, we have a better chance of him not returning for 10-20 years.

Yeh, that’s a great idea.

… Do you want to volunteer?

I’ll tell you what, go to darksidZz’s home town and find the public toilets, pull your trousers down and get on your knees, like a dirty whore. We’ll be sending him over!

:D

Interestingly a couple of students recently started a business in holland specialized in de-virgining men. Apparently it is a booming market.

I'm not surprised...all my ideas are moneymakers.