Customer: Waiter, you've got your thumb in the butter! Waiter: Well, I don't want it to fall on the floor again. (Credit to Arthur Askey.)
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When in Chicago (from 4-7 years old) There was a german immigrant sausage maker in the neighborhood whose main ingredient was roof rabbits
Warning: possibility of political incorrectness. A few years ago, I had to work on New Years Day. The buses weren't running early in the morning so I called a cab. About halfway there, the driver's phone rang and he spoke for less than a minute in a language that was unknown to me. When he hung up he said, "That was my father calling from India to wish me a happy New Year." To be fair, around here less than 90% of the cab drivers are from India.
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A beautiful young woman wearing no clothes walking into the office and robbed the shop at gunpoint. Every man on the floor witnessed it. Not one of them could describe her face to the police.
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