Assumption?

Was i told i would be evicted should i make noise?

Did i assume i was listening to Will Young and that was why i was evicted?

 

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evicted from what ?
an apartment
a shared flat
a house
a hostel
a boarding house
a private home in which you are boarding
student hostel/complex

you cant be legally evicted without prior warning unless you have done something very very bad(like smashing in the walls or deliberately setting fire to the place or dealing illegal drugs or running a business when it was contractually not allowed etc)

you can not be legally evicted without a reason
& the reason must be legal

if you don't know what your rights are
you don't have any rights

 

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Did you have sex with your neighbors wife? Because that makes noise.

 

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Why do you need to assume what you were doing?

 

Of course not! You were listening to Neil Young, and that's why you were evicted from your burned out basement. It's all spelled out for you in the song.

 

Is that some kind of crypto-speak for the landlords being homophobic? Would they have instead given you a warning if you had been listening to Elton John?

"I" seems to be recruited for all pronoun contexts (1st, 2nd, 3rd person). Is that because "I" is your pronominal marklar?

Or are you both the renter and the landlord? Is there an internal identity struggle transpiring here on your own personal, psychological battlefield?

 

Was i evicted for listening to Will Young?

 

No. For being a pain in the arse, I should think.

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Nope. NEIL Young. NEIL Young. You keep getting the first name wrong!

 

Nah, it's TED Young, surely?

 

if you ask the same question over & over because you don't like the answer
it does not change the answer

if you ask the same question over & over because you don't like the question
it does not change the answer to the original question which you have never asked

should you wish for clarity
send for a clarinet
beg for a baroness
and better yet
put on your best dress
& mount your best bicycle

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if the drugs are too strong i suggest choose a tricycle

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wait
is "noise" code for sex ?

did you make sex ?

what did it look & sound like and who was listening ?

audible assumptions does not pay for free luncheons

Lunch noise


there is a good reason for all things done n said when all things are free & done for.