Jokes and Funny Stories II

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    Even when you are evil it's Safety First



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    Gallery owner calls the artist and says I got good news and bad news.
    A fellow came in this morning and admired your work. Then he asked me if the pieces/collection would go up in value after you died. I told him that that was likely.
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    He bought the entire collection.
     
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    Magical Realist, May 12, 2021
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    Branch manager and assistant branch manager..

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    Looking out from inside my head, I don't feel 68. Trying to get up out of a chair I feel 68.
     
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    Thank goodness for warning labels!

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  22. Michael 345

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    How the Pick Your Own Gender works in the real world

    Sir

    Excuse me is Madam

    Madam there is a growth between your legs which resembles testicles. Also it is cancerous

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