Jokes and Funny Stories II

Very good, Benson.

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...but it should've been, "Belgian waffle."

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lol
Best joke of the thread.

 

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Thanks, amended, lol

 

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Is there an award for the longest joke typed on a phone?

 

Oh, please. Read the joke again and think!

You do know what matzes (matzos) are don't you? This has NOTHING to do with Nazis or racial denegration. bah...

p.s. this was a jewish joke told by a jewish person to a jewish audience about jewish names and jewish traditional ritual foods. And it is a funny joke, but you do need a jewish sense of humor to appreciate the joke.

 

There could be.

 

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:thinking so hard, becomes Jewish:

 

Feel the urge to order matzos? You don't need to be Jewish to enjoy matzos, but you have to enjoy matzos to be Jewish. It's part of Jewish life.

 

Here is a dose of Jewish humor by a Jewish comedian and social observer.

 

I blame my speaking dictionary.

 

But you do need to be Jewish to get the punchline of that joke!

C'mon, Spill.

 

Yeah, I still don't get it!

 

Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!

 

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I don't get that joke, either.

 

You know what I like most about Republican women?


No penis

 

I said Alexa, what do women want?

The damn thing has not shut up for the past three days

 

My wife is so fat, I took a photo of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

 

Daniella Westbrook has no nose.

How does she smell?

 

The obligatory reply, "Terrible"