Just about sunrise, a drunk is staggering down the street when he sees a car stopped with its hood up and the owner sitting despondently in the curb. "Wassa madder, bud?" he asks. "Piston broke," the motorist replies. "Yeah. Me too."
A terrible and sexist joke: Woman driving a VW on the freeway, sees another VW (w/front hood opened) and female driver parked on the side of the road, apparently in distress. She stops and asks the woman; "can I be of assistance". The stranded driver answers "well I dont' know, I seem to have lost my engine" Exclaims the "good samaritan"; "don't worry, I think I have a spare in the back of mine....Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
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Heres one i made about16 years ago.!!! Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! As a side note... i made the bread an ate it Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Thanks... an it was prolly my slice of bread that started the big selfie trend which is so popular today Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
