What's Wrong With Heterosexuality?

Discussion in 'Ethics, Morality, & Justice' started by Bowser, Jun 21, 2016.

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  1. Tiassa Let us not launch the boat ... Valued Senior Member

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    Click for ... er ... ah .. you know what? Don't click.

    Like I said, it's a metaphor. In order to penetrate this mystery we must penetrate our own consciences which in turn means, in essence, consenting that our consciences might be penetrated.

    More literally, a fist will do. You know, for instance. To wit statistical norms describe women having two hands, so heterosexual guys are in luck. True, nature and circumstance occasionally disrupt this normalcy―damn the luck!―but even then, more often than not, people can figure something out.

    Seriously, people find amazing ways to penetrate each other. And while most probably have no particular want, need, or desire to ever explore the phrase, "anal hook"―you know, just for instance―pretty much anything you might think to ask a woman to insert into herself for your viewing pleasure can go in a guy's ass. Pen. Vegetable. Flashlight. Glass globe paperweight.

    But starting with the obvious, fingers and hands come to mind.

    Beer can. Dildo.

    Trust me, you don't want to hear about the front door. I mean ... er ... ah ... damn. Okay, what I meant is you probably don't want to hear about urethral ingress.

    Oh, and heterosexuality refers to the human condition whereby one's sexual impulses are invested in contact and congress with the opposite sex.
     
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  3. Bowser Namaste Valued Senior Member

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    I read an article some time ago, where straight men were meeting gays in city parks. It became an issue because many were being robbed during the encounter.
     
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  5. cluelusshusbund + Public Dilemma + Valued Senior Member

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    You'r strate... have you ever had the urge to have sex wit a gay guy.???
     
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  7. Bowser Namaste Valued Senior Member

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    Nope. But I've never been so desperate that I would journey to the local park in search of sex.
     
  8. cluelusshusbund + Public Dilemma + Valued Senior Member

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    Can you emagine bein despert enuff for sex to seek out a man.???
     
  9. Bowser Namaste Valued Senior Member

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    It was an article I had read, so I assume it's true. Personally. I couldn't, but that's not to say others couldn't.
     
  10. cluelusshusbund + Public Dilemma + Valued Senior Member

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    Ther must be somethin diferent about men who can enjoy sex wit anuther man... what do you thank causes that.???

    Do you remenber how old you was when you made the choice to ether be gay or strate.???
     
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  11. James R Just this guy, you know? Staff Member

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    Mod Note: Thread closed.

    Bowser does not get to start threads and to drop insinuations into multiple threads about how homosexuality is "problem" that he "just disagrees" with, unless he first comes clean regarding his own position. As a first step, he will need to explain to the membership exactly what he sees as what is "wrong" with LGBTI people.

    What is needed from Bowser, in short, is some honesty and integrity.

    Bowser may post ONE thread explaining his "issues" with homosexual people without fear of moderator reprisal. This applies to Bowser; other participants in any such thread will be subject to the usual sciforums posting guidelines. Bowser may, in that thread, speak his mind without fear of being warned or banned.

    If Bowser chooses not to explain himself, he will not be permitted to make negative insinuations about homosexuality from now on.
     
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