Jokes and Funny Stories

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  1. Trooper Secular Sanity Valued Senior Member

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    Oh, I see, it was an excerpt from this ted talk. Frans de Waal: Moral behavior in animals.

    That was awesome. I loved it!

    Thanks, Billy!
     
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  3. Billy T Use Sugar Cane Alcohol car Fuel Valued Senior Member

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    Yes it is so good, I can't stop re-watching it - four or five times now!
     
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  5. Trooper Secular Sanity Valued Senior Member

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    [video=youtube;DWynJkN5HbQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWynJkN5HbQ#t=118[/video]
     
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  7. Saturnine Pariah Hell is other people Valued Senior Member

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    Here is a joke
    DETROIT
    That is all
     
  8. Robittybob1 Banned Banned

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    That's a sick joke!
     
  9. Saturnine Pariah Hell is other people Valued Senior Member

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    What? Should i have gone with Flint, Michigan instead?

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  10. Robittybob1 Banned Banned

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    Is that even worse? I'll google it.
    Too serious to laugh at that Joke, no more laughter. I remind you this is the Jokes and funny stories thread!
     
  11. Trooper Secular Sanity Valued Senior Member

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    Okay...i guess you and i have different definitions of "funny" so how about a more "appropriate" joke. Then again i could remind you to look at my profile's catch phrase " Everythings is a joke" so here's a joke for ya. Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor... I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.-Rorschach, Watchmen
     
  13. Robittybob1 Banned Banned

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    That is sort of funny but its not funny either.
    Even making each other explain is funny in itself.
    See this note I found in the Big Top:
    "I am the clown - able to make everyone laugh but not myself.
    That's just how I feel, people laughing at me, not with me.

    signed
    Pagliacci"
     
  14. Robittybob1 Banned Banned

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    Do you want to hear a joke?

    I'm on Fire for the Lord!
    I never cool off.
     
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    Is this label found in a pair of Madhouse jeans funny or offensive? :bugeye:

    Either way...cha-ching!

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    Well, with those qualifications, it would be more cost effective to keep a bitch.

    Whistle, slap a little peanut butter on your balls, and then call it a day.

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    Is that "You" in that sentence the same "you" as in the following paragraph?

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  20. Trooper Secular Sanity Valued Senior Member

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    Highly improbable.
     
  21. Robittybob1 Banned Banned

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    So if it wasn't that you who is/are the You?
     
  22. Saturnine Pariah Hell is other people Valued Senior Member

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    A judge asks a defendant to please stand. "You are charged with murdering a garbage man with a chain saw."

    From the back of the courtroom a man shouts, "You lying bastard!"

    "Silence in the court!" The judge turns to the defendant again and says, "You are also charged with killing a paperboy with a shovel."

    "You tightwad!" blurts the spectator.

    "Quiet!" yelled the judge. "You are also charged with killing a mailman with an electric drill."

    "You cheap son of a... " the spectator starts to shout.

    The judge thunders back, " I will hold you in contempt! What is the reason for your outbursts?"

    "I've lived next to that lying bastard for 10 years now, but do you think he ever had a tool when I needed to borrow one?"
     
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