Hell is for atheists

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It's cold in the universe and God needs atheists to burn. How long can an atheist burn? How many BTU's? How many joules does an atheist have before he burns out forever?

 

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Looks like about half of the world isn't a believer in your way of thinking about a "heaven". So therefore there is about half that don't believe that they are heading anywhere and that means they all have company with where they think they will end up.

 

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Hell is for atheists. Burn baby burn!

 

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Great! Fantastic! Brilliant!

Were Hell to exist? It would be much cooler to be there, than in Heaven: For two reasons using the same term "Cooler" with different meanings.


From here http://www.infidels.org/kiosk/article364.html

Here's the first "Cooler because"

Hell for Nonbelievers.

By Nevyn O'Kane

If there is a special Hell for atheists and other nonbelievers, I shall never fear for my comfort. The musings of Epicurus will entertain my mind and Voltaire will tickle my wit. While Paine harries the Devil, Franklin will write us a constitution. Cicero, Madison and Frederick the Great can in turn conspire a government that Marx will quickly deride.

Goethe and Poe will tell delightfully chilling tales by the eternal lake-of-fire-side. Mrs. Cady Stanton and Mrs. B. Anthony will preserve our equality and Darwin will write our history. Messieurs Robert Ingersoll and Bertrand Russell will entertain our ears in the theatre built by Carnegie and designed by Frank Lloyd Wright, and they'll speak through the sound system invented by Thomas Edison.

Twain will make us laugh with his satire of old split-foot and criticism of the almighty, and Clarence Darrow will win his right to do so. Nietzsche will philosophize and Freud will analyze. Wells and Roddenberry will give us fantasy, Frost will give us poetry, Shaw will write us a play and Hepburn will be the queen of the stage.

Virginia Wolff will biographize our very own Margaret Sanger, a choice we'll all applaud. Rubinstein will play us a tune and Berlin will pen the words. Charlie Chaplin will adapt for film a comedic tale of H.P. Lovecraft and Earnest Hemmingway that will star W.C. Fields. Howard Hughes will fund the disastrous project.

Pearle Buck and Ayn Rand will make us think and give Skinner thoughts to study. Snoopy will once again have daily installment in our paper, with Schulz returning to the drafting table. All in all I will be quite entertained.

My social calendar will be full to busting, and I'll have many calls to make. The Huxleys (Aldus, Thomas, and Sir Julian Sorell) will be worth a talk on biology and authorship. Perhaps I myself can compose the great novel of the underworld with the help of Lawrence, Orwell, Joyce and Asimov.

I am in good company in my disbelief. And we can add Christopher Hitchens, to making us think can't we.


And here's the second "Cooler because"

From here http://home.clara.net/rod.beavon/random.htm

Heaven is hotter than Hell.

The temperature of Heaven can be rather accurately computed from available data. Our authority is the Bible: Isaiah 30:26 reads, Moreover the light of the Moon shall be as the light of the Sun and the light of the Sun shall be sevenfold, as the light of seven days. Thus Heaven receives from the Moon as much radiation as we do from the Sun and in addition seven times seven (forty-nine) times as much as the Earth does from the Sun, or fifty times in all. The light we receive from the Moon is a ten-thousandth of the light we receive from the sun, so we can ignore that. With this data we can calculate the temperature of Heaven. The radiation falling on Heaven will heat it to the point where the heat lost by the radiation is just equal to the heat lost by radiation. Using the Stefan-Boltzmann fourth power law for radiation.
And where H is the temperature of Heaven, and E that of the Earth - 300 K - we have

(H/E)4 = 50.

This gives H as 798 K or 525oC.

The exact temperature of Hell cannot be computed but it must be less than 444.6oC, the temperature at which brimstone or sulphur changes from a liquid to a gas. Revelations 21:8: But the fearful, and unbelieving . . . shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone. A lake of molten brimstone means that its temperature must be below the boiling point, which is 444.6oC.

We have, then, temperature of Heaven, 525oC. Temperature of Hell, less than 445oC. Therefore, Heaven is hotter than Hell.


So if I'm to go to hell as the religious say, just for being an atheist, then at least it will be cooler there, a good 800C cooler. Woot woot!

 

It's a shame Pascal didn't get royalties from reuse of his wager.

Wait, so damnation isn't eternal? Not as much of a deterrent then, is it?

Oh, I know...remember, Jesus suffered for our sins and went to Hell for three days (well, two and a half). Certainly he must have suffered a great deal for this to be a sacrifice, so that must be the answer, 2.5-3 Earth rotations.

 

Hell yea.

Atheism is wrong, they know it. A know.

 

You don't know. I Faith in and out, the next one Wish, who you?

 

If atheists know they're wrong, then...they aren't atheists.

Sure, you can be agnostic about your atheism, allowing that you may not know enough to be 100% sure, but you do have your honest doubts. But if you know that God exists, and yet don't believe in him...that just doesn't work.

 

Dude. I Faith. In simple terms I faith. I science but he's my buddy. I FAITH! Its how I process my intellect, G. I honestly doubt liars. For, I Faith, my Wish, I MUST SCIENCE, I really do Know Jesus Christ exist deep in the cosmos. The God is Love, and his lady Perfection. Lucifer is Know, and they are the Illuminati they are on this site, and all over the globe. I Know them, by my name they are Safe. Lucifer Christ to be, Satan is the son of darkness. The crap is what we burn. Tempt posses black & red so let him burn. Yea, let him burn.

Jah.

 

Word salad FTW.

 

Yes, let him burn. See post#4. Yes, please do let him burn.
It would be a lot cooler, 800c to be exact.

 

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