Dartmoor Beast Identified As New Species Of European Giant Hyrax?

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  1. common_sense_seeker Bicho Voador & Bicho Sugador Valued Senior Member

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    lol, yep
     
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    There's a connection between hyraxes, Israel and mermaid sightings. Apologies for the Daryl Hannah photo but take a look at these:

    (i) Mermaid Fever Makes A Splash In Israel, Aug 2009

    (ii) The Bible has explicitly declared hyraxes (sometimes translated to rabbits or rock badgers) not to be kosher because they don't have split hooves (or even hooves at all). Hence the Israeli hyrax has been running around with free abandon for donkey's years. No wonder they're playing in the surf and catching fish whilst waving at the silly humans on the shore.
     
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    Observation.
    Hyraxes have hands very much like a human hand.
     
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    Yes, I think we can assume that the pink hand-like object in the photo is a human hand (!). (ho ho)
     
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    OK
    Explain the shadow of the baby elephant.
    (bottom left)
     
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    He's the one holding the camera of course

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    Lake monster known as the dobhar-chú (‘water hound’) or master otter

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    In 2003 Irish Artist Sean Corcoran and his wife claim to have witnessed a Dobhar-Chú on Omey Island in Connemara, County Galway. In his description the large dark creature made a haunting screech, could swim fast and had orange flipper like feet. “What a shock!” he says, recalling the next few moments. “A vicious snarl right below us, like a loud hiss, followed immediately by a huge splash. The creature, if that is what it was, swam the width of the lake from west to east in “what seemed like a matter of seconds”, leaving a “fairly big wake”, Corcoran remembers when it reached shore, it clambered up onto a boulder, he swears, and gave “the most haunting screech”. My wife's account of the incident is give or takes the same as mine. Its body was dark, and I'd say it was about the size of a large Labrador, and about five foot tall when standing. It turned and disappeared into the darkness of the area I call the Heart.

    We scrambled back to our tent, completely stunned. This was something very strange, it wasn't a swan or an otter or a badger. The next day we went across to Sweeney’s bar. Malachy served us and there were a few lads at the counter. I casually explained about the creature and there was nervous chuckling." - www.irishtimes.com (Phantoms&Monsters)


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    This was posted yesterday in another forum from Bruce who lives in Ontario:

     
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    The legendary sirens now take on a more meaningful guise

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    'Swamp monster' threatens Auckland rail project

    The clues are all there imo. They must have made it to New Zealand.
     
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    Oh my God!
    That lion's eaten the top of that little girl's head!

    Watu 40 Majerui 7
    What's that about?
     
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    I would guess "wounded 40 KilledDead 7" but I could be wrong.
     
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    Today, Watu Simba (were-lion) stories are used to scare misbehaving children. But in the ’40s, the Watu Simba were young women who had been enslaved by East African witch doctors. They were forcefully addicted to drugs to make them compliant, forced to live in tight cages, and had their foot tendons reshaped to give them the gait of a stalking lion. The witch doctors would then send them out as assassins. The Watu Simba wore the skin of a lion and were outfitted with prosthetic claws while hunting. Most shockingly, they were primarily fed the meat of their victims. They killed approximately 300 people over the course of four years and continued to kill even after the witch doctors were captured and hanged.
    http://mahou.wordpress.com/2009/10/09/watu-simba/

    Dartmoor beasts in fact.
    Maybe CSS is on to something.
     
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