Corrupt-A-Wish

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  1. christa Frankly, I don't give a dam! Valued Senior Member

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    Granted you are now an infant...

    I wish we staid at a wonderful 80 degrees year round!
     
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  3. Gremmie "Happiness is a warm gun" Valued Senior Member

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    Granted..It's -80c....Welcome to the next Ice Age..

    I wish I could draw better.
     
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  5. visceral_instinct Monkey see, monkey denigrate Valued Senior Member

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    I've always wanted smaller boobs, so that corruption is null.

    @Gremmie: Granted you can draw better. You spend all your time drawing porn.

    I wish for smaller boobs.

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  7. domesticated om Stickler for details Valued Senior Member

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    Granted ... they are now slightly smaller than planet Jupiter.

    I wish I owned a pickup truck
     
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  8. visceral_instinct Monkey see, monkey denigrate Valued Senior Member

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    YOU MOTHERFUCKER!

    Granted. I steal that truck and run you down with it.

    I wish for size A boobs.
     
  9. Gremmie "Happiness is a warm gun" Valued Senior Member

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    Granted...A is for atrophy... They look like 2 fried eggs.

    I wish I had some bacon.
     
  10. visceral_instinct Monkey see, monkey denigrate Valued Senior Member

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    Granted. There are maggots in it.

    I wish for some neon dyes for my hair that don't cost shitloads.
     
  11. Trooper Secular Sanity Valued Senior Member

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  12. adoucette Caca Occurs Valued Senior Member

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    Granted, you've just been evicted. You'll get a new IP at the hotel down the road.

    I wish I could see that hair down there.
     
  13. visceral_instinct Monkey see, monkey denigrate Valued Senior Member

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    Granted. Unfortunately, I walked out the bathroom naked and spilled some dye on the floor. Your kid eats it and dies.

    I wish my lower intestines weren't violently spasming.
     
  14. Omega133 Aus der Dunkelheit Valued Senior Member

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    Granted. They give up and explode.

    I wish I had a million bucks.
     
  15. Gremmie "Happiness is a warm gun" Valued Senior Member

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    Granted...But, due to inflation, that won't buy you a donut.

    I wish I had a ton of pure gold.
     
  16. Omega133 Aus der Dunkelheit Valued Senior Member

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    Granted. But you suddenly realize your arms aren't strong enough to carry it. So you spend a ton's worth of gold to buy robotic enhanced arms.

    I wish I didn't have to type so much.
     
  17. visceral_instinct Monkey see, monkey denigrate Valued Senior Member

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    Granted. It's in the form of hundreds and hundreds of little gold statues of a pair of testicles.

    I wish to not tear my obliques every time I throw a kick at someone (in martial arts class that is, I don't go around beating people up...if only because I'm old enough to go to jail...).
     
  18. NMSquirrel OCD ADHD THC IMO UR12 Valued Senior Member

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    granted..you are now equipt with both robot arms and robot legs..but they had to castrate you to fit them on..

    i wish someone else would pay my bills..
     
  19. chaos1956 Banned Banned

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    Wish granted. God pays them for you, but since he doesn't exist he sucks at paying bills. He leaves you and your daughter on the street forcing her to become a prostitute after you develop an addiction to crack

    I wish people would completely ignore all my posts.
     
  20. NMSquirrel OCD ADHD THC IMO UR12 Valued Senior Member

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    Granted.. god ends up paying your bills for you..

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    I wish for more posts!
     
  21. visceral_instinct Monkey see, monkey denigrate Valued Senior Member

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    I'm female.
     
  22. chaos1956 Banned Banned

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    1. You failed to grant the wish when you quoted the wish.

    2. When you failed to grant the wish you only corrupted the game. The OP specifically states you have to corrupt the previous persons wish.

    3. your bills aren't paid and still out on the street LOL
     
  23. NMSquirrel OCD ADHD THC IMO UR12 Valued Senior Member

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    lol..i granted your wish to be ignored..you were(ultimate corrupted wish..)..i
    answered the previous posters wish..

    praise god for the miracle!..

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    I wish god would put me at the head of the line so i don't have to wait so long to get my bills paid....
     

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