Corrupt-A-Wish

Granted they laugh but they pee in their pants, and you have to clean up.

I wish for better motor skills..

 

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Granted. You now have a job in a garage, fixing car engines.

I wish my mind wouldn't go off at tangents like that.

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Granted. It goes down the toilet and into all the most disgusting porn sites. Like ones to do with scat and emetophilia.

I wish there were more hours in the night.

 

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Granted but your home gets ran over by zombies at night.

I wish there was a hurricane here now to blow this heat and humidity away.

 

granted..now its dry and cold..and your all out of underwear..


i wish for a magic genie to grant my wishes..

 

granted, but you waste all your wishes wishing you knew what to wish for

I wish some people would open their eyes to whats around them and stop bitching because they think that people are being racist twords them!

*reason for wish*
http://www.topix.net/forum/source/farmington-daily-times/T2JMDGN1KMV41Q7O6

some people are stupid...

 

"Some"?

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granted, now they're being racist to others.

i wish i could go to heaven.

 

You start on your way, but get lost.



I wish this wish wouldn't get granted...

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Granted.

I wish Empire at War didn't lag.

 

Granted. It becomes real life, and you die for real.

I wish to not have a dull pain in my lower back..

 

At least you can play it! I can't freaking sign in. Every time I do the game freezes and I have to bring up the task manager just to close it. Annoying as hell. I almost want to reinstall it, but then I'll loose all my data.

I wish that problem would get fixed.

 

granted but it cost you $29.95 a month plus usage,maintenance,clerical, and administrative charges...you can no longer afford the electicity it takes to run it..

i wish for more smilies...

 

Granted but your Pc freezes when ever you use them.


I wish for world peace.

 

Granted, the entire human race is wiped out, so nobody can disturb the peace.

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I wish the person granting this wish would wish for something to be incorruptible.

 

granted.

i wish my wish would be corrupted.

 

Granted. You wished to use the toilet. You fall head first and get your head stuck and drown.

I wish I had the legal right to commit murder.

 

Can't be done.
Murder, by definition, is an unlawful killing. If you had the legal right then it wouldn't be unlawful.

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Good point.

Ok, I wish I had the legal right to kill people.

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Granted. You become a super agent like James Bond and are killed by Russian spies.

I wish I could go back in time.