Gimme a punchline

Discussion in 'Linguistics' started by Spud Emperor, Mar 11, 2010.

  1. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

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    You're drawing some long bows here Kremmen but I like it.
     
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  3. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

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    He didn't, he just hung out near the red light in case any cars came to a dead stop.
     
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  5. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

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    'edge'og edger cation Part one: - Aspirates.

    "Right class 'ere we go. Repeat hafter me. 'ard 'earted 'arold 'edge'og, 'it 'is 'orses 'ead, 'orribly 'urt, 'e 'ardly 'obbled 'ome"

    Go' i'? Good.
     
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  7. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    Not sure, but I know what a passing motorist said to his wife.

    "Oh, Thank goodness, the council have covered that dead badger we saw yesterday with an old dirty raincoat"
     
  8. stateofmind seeker of lies Valued Senior Member

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    lol
     
  9. stateofmind seeker of lies Valued Senior Member

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    He was putting change in the meter so it was "getting changed" - a stretch but ayyyyy

    Don't know but what do you call a masterbating necropheliac that's really into role playing?
     
  10. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

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    Not sure but didn't the cops catch him dead handed?
     
  11. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

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    Excellent!
     
  12. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

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    A speed hump.
     
  13. stateofmind seeker of lies Valued Senior Member

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    Ahhh!!!!
     
  14. Fraggle Rocker Staff Member

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    No I'm not. I'm 66.
    When I was a kid we told "elephant jokes." An example: What do you get when you cross a grape with an elephant?
    No no! We say "snegro" now. (Another joke from my day. Today it would have to be "sblack," which is too hard to pronounce unless you speak a Slavic language.)

    People have actually been lambasted for using the perfectly respectable word "niggardly," which means "cheap-shit."
     
  15. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

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    Well done Fraggle, I knew you wouldn't disappoint.

    'sblack humour at it's best.

    Does pernickity become pernegroty?

    and don't call me a lame basterd
     
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  16. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    I can't believe what Fraggle just said.
     
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  17. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    Is it a clown who wanted to play with a Hamlet?
     
  18. stateofmind seeker of lies Valued Senior Member

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    I'll start using it as soon as you make a video of going into a ghetto wearing old and stained clothes without showering or shaving for a week and asking the first black person you see "Do you think I look niggardly today?"

    How'd you come to this one? I can't put it together.


    What do you call a masterbating necropheliac that's really into role playing?

    He's playing with possum.
     
  19. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    Hamlet= a little dead pig
     
  20. Fraggle Rocker Staff Member

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    "Niggardly" means "stingy," not "poor."
     
  21. stateofmind seeker of lies Valued Senior Member

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    Oh thanks for clearing that up. Just switch the sentence around and act stingier when you make the video.
     
  22. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

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    No clues, it's too easy.
     
  23. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

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    FRACTURED ETYMOLOGY:

    WORD - Enigmatic. meaning one who is revered and commands respect.

    From Enigma, first coined by an Australian in Harlem, Spud Emperor who declared loudly, "Eh Nig' ma shoes need shinin'"

    Sorry Fraggle I know I'm starting to push things a bit.
     

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