World's First Sex Robot Revealed

I heard he met a girl by the railway tracks, but did he ever find her head?

 

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Oh dear god the world is going to end! and I never even saw paris....

 

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wow, I thought everyone has seen Paris by now.

 

That's some funny shit...where's Draq these days anyways? Paying the rent?

 

Good point, I'm not having sex with anything that doesn't poop!

 

Have you been in a sex shop?

 

Don't worry spidey, it can still do anal.

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I've been sitting here wondering. How do you perform quality control on something like this? Whose the lucky guy that gets to take a stab at it (no pun). How do you word it on your resume? How might you get fired from a job like that? How does your supervisor rank you on your annual performance reviews?

Moaning not convincing?
Failed to shoot, shot too soon?
Pelvic rhythm inadequate, too fast?
Employee BROKE the device?

 

OMG, the super geeks megga dream come true

 

If they build one for women I imagine the emphasis behind its programming would be to be able to talk non stop as long as desired...and constantly throw in the occasional compliment...

Beep beep beep beep ''your hair looks pretty today''...

Beep beep beep beep ''you smell marvelous!!''..

 

You just need to wait for the reloadable "Deluxe model"