About The Member 34: Joepistole

Dear Joe:

It's your turn.

We have so many questions.

What is your real name?
Where do you live?
What is your social security number?
What is your age?
What is your mother's maiden name?
What was your first dog's name?
What was the name of your elementary school?
What was the street you grew up on?
What is the secret question (if not answered above) to your bank account? (if you have one)
Are you circumcised?
Are you married? Kids?
Where did you go to college, if any?
What is your favorite food?
What is your favorite color?
What is your favorite TV show?
Rate your top five favorite movies?
Who is your favorite historical figure(s)?
Have you been outside your native nation? If so, where?
Do you speak any languages other than English?
What are your religious beliefs?
Do you have a retirement plan?
What is your favorite car?
Do you have any pets?
What type of women do you prefer (physically)?
Do you like Robot Chicken (the funniest show on Earth. . . the answer better be yes)?
What kind of computer do you use?
If you could have any superpower, what would it be?

Okay, that's all I've got.

~String

 

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What is your real name? Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery
Where do you live? Everywhere and no where
What is your social security number? 555-55-5555What is your age? I am beyond age, it is such a mundane concept.
What is your mother's maiden name? I never knew she was a maiden.
What was your first dog's name? Rambo the Vicious with Sharp Pointy Teeth of Death.What was the name of your elementary school? Didn't go to elementary school, didn't need to, too busy showing local girls my tonsils.
What was the street you grew up on? I grew up in a house, not a street.
What is the secret question (if not answered above) to your bank account? (if you have one). The question is not relevant, only the answer.
Are you circumcised? Depends on who is asking.
Are you married? Kids? No, Yes
Where did you go to college, if any? I went to a few, but I liked Notre Dame the best.What is your favorite food? Warm
What is your favorite color? Don't have one...everything depends on context.
What is your favorite TV show? Don't really have any, used to like Star Trek and Battle Star Galatica.Rate your top five favorite movies? I don't know I can list only 5 favorites, but a few stand out in my mind... Camelot, Lost Horizon, Somewhere In Time, Paint Your Wagon, Harry Potter Movies.
Who is your favorite historical figure(s)? Abraham Lincoln
Have you been outside your native nation? If so, where? YesDo you speak any languages other than English? No
What are your religious beliefs? I am a mystic. I believe in a God, how one worships that God is up to the individual.
Do you have a retirement plan? Be a bum
What is your favorite car? I like Mercedes
Do you have any pets? vicious dogs
What type of women do you prefer (physically)? All of them.
Do you like Robot Chicken (the funniest show on Earth. . . the answer better be yes)? Never really heard of Robot Chicken, but he looks interesting. Am I going to suffer a ban because of my deficiency in this area?What kind of computer do you use? I use many, but at the present a HP.
If you could have any superpower, what would it be? Flying, I always thought it would be cool to be able to fly like superman.

 

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Coke or Pepsi?

Did you watch Robot Chicken yet? That show is fucking hilarious.

 

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Coke!!!!!

Have not watched Robot Chicken yet, have to put that on my to do list.

 

Don't make me ban you!!!

~String

 

Bump.

Hey, people, this is a chance to ask Joe all your dirty little questions!

~String

 

Who is more obnoxious: Billy Mays or that guy who sells the Sham-Wow?

 

Joe Pistole,

- Regular, Light, or Zero?
- What type of underwear do you wear? And what color? (String wants to know

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- Favorite color? Favorite color combinations?
- Shoe brand?

 

Joe, do you care about threads like this?

 

Do you have a Jeep? ...Or a pistol?

 

How long were you in the armed forces? Have you ever participated in Cobra Gold?

 

What is the meaning of life?
What's your favorite beer?
Would you rather vote a straight Republican ticket, or eat a plate of Rocky Mountain oysters?
Top five celebrities you'd like to, um, do? (please include pictures)
Favorite philosopher?
Top five US presidents and why.
Favorite book?
Last book you've read?
Magazines you subscribe to or have subscribed to in the past?
How old were you when you had your first kiss and what was the girl's name?
Favorite restaurant?
Favorite quotation(s)?
Was OJ guilty?
Did you ever drink raw eggs?
What is the wierdest/most disgusting thing you've evre eaten?
What is the most unusual place you've had sex?
Does the end justify the means?
Is it better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all?
Is it better to reign in hell than to serve in heaven?

 

Both are right up there on the irritation scale. However if I had to choose, I would say Billy Mays. However the guy I really dislike is the Free Credit Report Guy. I hate the excuses and the jingle...kind of like screeching nails on tin. But the amazing thing is that people go for those commercials.

 

Light, briefs, black.

I don't have a favorite color. I generally like light bright color combinations. Shoe brand, Payless. I don't like paying for brand names for anything. When I go shopping it is all about value. And I am not a fashionistia.

 

They can be interesting to learn about folks.

 

No Jeep, but I do bear arms. I come from a family who likes guns, amoung us we have quite an arsenal.

 

I have 4 years of active duty service and two years of active reserve service. And no I did not participate in Cobra Gold.

 

What is the meaning of life? To know that I am your guru

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What's your favorite beer? Anchor Steam Beer
Would you rather vote a straight Republican ticket, or eat a plate of Rocky Mountain oysters?LOL, I think maybe waterboarding would be preferable to either of the two listed options
Top five celebrities you'd like to, um, do? (please include pictures)I don't pay attention to celebrities.They are a waste of time in my book.
Favorite philosopher? In general I think philosophers are a waste of time. However, I have to admit that Friedrich Nietzsche has horse sense.
Top five US presidents and why.Lincoln, Washington, FDR, Kennedy, Reagan and why, because they were men of vision...men committed to the founding principals and men who were able to lead in difficult circumstances. Bottom line, they were leaders, they could speak and walk at the same time.
Favorite book?Holy Blood, Holy Grail
Last book you've read?Quantum Reality: Beyond the New Physics
Magazines you subscribe to or have subscribed to in the past?Scientific American, Discover, Business Week, WSJ, Business Investor Daily, Popular Science
How old were you when you had your first kiss and what was the girl's name?
Favorite restaurant?14, Linda
Favorite quotation(s)?I don't have any one favorite quotation
Was OJ guilty? How was he not?
Did you ever drink raw eggs? No
What is the wierdest/most disgusting thing you've evre eaten? Pig Nuts
What is the most unusual place you've had sex? Just one? I don't know I guess the hydrotherapy room in a hospital.

Does the end justify the means?This is a lesson the hard right should learn, NO!!! Principal and morals are more important.
Is it better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all?Seems to me that it is better to have loved and lost rather than never loved at all.
Is it better to reign in hell than to serve in heaveServe in Heaven.

 

How old is your child? Do you have a boy or a girl?


How did you discover sciforums? What do you like best about this site? What do you dislike the most about sciforums?

 

So Joe, do you consider yourself a Repulican or Democrat?

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