Worst Injury ever ?

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  1. Joker? Registered Senior Member

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    Paper cut. I was flipping through the pages of an old novel, Candide, and I cut my index finger. Hurt like hell, so I stopped reading.
     
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  3. Exterminate!!! Registered Member

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    listening to 9/11 conspiracies. that's just painful
     
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  5. CutsieMarie89 Zen Registered Senior Member

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    Those are the worse they're like to small to do anything about except let them hurt. I used to get them all of the time, but it's been years since I've gotten a paper cut, I wonder if you can grow an immunity

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  7. visceral_instinct Monkey see, monkey denigrate Valued Senior Member

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    No major injuries, just a cracked rib from a mountain bike crash.
     
  8. Challenger78 Valued Senior Member

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    What were you shot with ?, and how long did it take to recover ?
     
  9. spidergoat pubic diorama Valued Senior Member

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    Ripped my finger open on barbed wire while exiting a cemetery. I wrapped it with a small American flag I had stolen, walked to a gas station where there happened to be a taxi, he drove me to my house because I was lost in my own neighborhood (I was very drunk). Then I saw how bad it was and it started to hurt, so I drove myself to the hospital and got a couple stitches.
     
  10. cluelusshusbund + Public Dilemma + Valued Senior Member

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    Prolly when i got circumsized... i didnt walk for over 10 mounthes.!!!
     
  11. John99 Banned Banned

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    ha ha...that what i tell people that happened to a friend of mine but they never seem to believe it.
     
  12. darksidZz Valued Senior Member

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    One of the heart

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  13. nietzschefan Thread Killer Valued Senior Member

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    They used to carry this guy to his plane later in the war (WWI). Yes he still flew, even if he couldn't walk.

    http://www.theaerodrome.com/aces/france/nungesser.php

    He probably died painfully in his failed attempt to cross the Atlantic after the war. I still wouldn't mind doing his life, in my next reality - if such a thing were possible.
     
  14. CutsieMarie89 Zen Registered Senior Member

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    A gun. All I know is that it was an automatic, my boyfriend and later the doctors tried telling me what type of gun it was, but I didn't really want to talk about it at the time, so I wasn't paying attention. It hurt like 8 bitches on a bitch boat

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    D I love saying that. ATHF), but I actually recovered in about a week, the wound was still there, but it didn't really hurt anymore, and a few weeks later I was 100% better, didn't even leave a scar. Again I wasn't paying attention, but I think they told me it hit an artery or something so it bled a lot, but no organ or permanent damage. I was very lucky.
     
  15. Challenger78 Valued Senior Member

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    Was the pain burning sensation or a thud ?, Did it spread ?
    Pardon my insensitivity
     
  16. Challenger78 Valued Senior Member

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    did it hurt to yawn ?
     
  17. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    With all those injuries he kept going back into battle??? Did he just like flying or did he like killing people?
     
  18. nietzschefan Thread Killer Valued Senior Member

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    It was a different time. He was in hot competition for the coveted title at the time, "Ace of Aces", not only of France but of all the Allies. Ace WWI Fighter Pilots were far more famous than movies stars at the time. On par with movie stars today.

    Every single person in France knew who he was. When he tried to cross the Atlantic after the war, most people in the western world, knew who he was before he announced his flight.

    How to explain this...It's kinda like stars subjecting themselves to painful surgeries to get roles nowadays.
     
  19. CutsieMarie89 Zen Registered Senior Member

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    It did sting at first then it was like a constant sharp pain and after I stopped moving it was just a constant dull throbbing pain (but not dull enough to ignore) and whenever I moved it hurt worse. By the time I got to the hospital though I couldn't really feel it too much anymore, but that's probably because I either passed out or lost my memory because I have no idea what happened. :shrug:
     
  20. chris4355 Registered Senior Member

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    Shot on the tip of my dick by a paintball gun.


    Wrist bone pushed back in after being cracked and dislocated.
     

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