Admittedly I occasionally have to look on that corporate data trap of "Facebook" to "keep up appearances". Anyhow I came across a conversation of two old friends which have been busy digging up the "Chuck Norris" comments/gags. (I would directly link them however since they are "personal" accounts, I thought it prudent not to) I have to admit I was a little amused and I know some of you have a sense of humour that tends to enjoy a good "Chuck-le". (Thanks guys Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Oh God. Not here too. Although.. The best one I think I ever heard was "Chuck Norris is the only man to have survived an abortion". Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Chuck norris jokes are sooo 2005. Regardless my favourite was "There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live".
how come the people talking the whole time are A.W. and M.P. but all of a sudden at the end there is a person called P.N. and a person called A.N.
chuck norris Once while making love on a tractor trailer, a single sperm from chuck norris made its way to the engine. Optimus Prime was born.