If we evolved from monkeys-

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  1. Felon Banned Banned

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    why are there still monkeys running around?
     
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  3. Bells Staff Member

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    Err maybe because we didn't evolve from "monkeys"?
     
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  5. Felon Banned Banned

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    precisely.But how do the non believes explain that?
     
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  7. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    He's all yours Bells...
    Sheesh

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  8. Repo Man Valued Senior Member

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    Really amateurish strawman of the theory of evolution. What Bells meant is that monkeys and humans have a common ancestor. Which is why we did not evolve from monkeys. Or chimpanzees, or orangutans, or gorillas, or any other primate you might care to throw out there.
     
  9. Randwolf Ignorance killed the cat Valued Senior Member

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    Good luck, Bells :wallbang:

    :idea: a-b-c-d-e-f-g...
     
  10. Bells Staff Member

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    Explain what?

    Humans did not evolve from "monkeys". The way you word it is like you are saying that one day a monkey gave birth to a human being.

    Here is an idiots guide to how we came to be..

    If you need pictures to help make you understand, this might prove helpful.

    Alternatively, I would strongly suggest you actually open a biology book and look up the word "evolution".
     
  11. Norsefire Salam Shalom Salom Registered Senior Member

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    We didn't evolve from monkeys; monkeys are just a relative.

    To my best knowledge, australopithecus is the oldest ancestor before the genus homo

    After which, we had species like Homo erectus, Homo habilis, and many more (not in order as I listed)

    And now we are Homo sapiens.
     
  12. Absane Rocket Surgeon Valued Senior Member

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    If we all came from Adam and Eve, why aren't we all malformed due to incest?
     
  13. Felon Banned Banned

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    what i dont get about atheists is that they say we evolved from monkeys for millions of years, but what they dont get is that monkeys dont live for millions of years!
     
  14. Bells Staff Member

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    Maybe we all are!

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  15. Norsefire Salam Shalom Salom Registered Senior Member

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    Pardon me, but I simply cannot believe that you are this stupid. Surely you are kidding?
     
  16. Bells Staff Member

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    :bugeye:

    I am going to give you some very strong and valid advice.

    I want you to look up the department of education in your home state. Look at who is in charge of the education of children where you live. Then I want you to find the best lawyer you can find and launch a suit against your local and possible state education departments. Because they have failed you dismally and they should be made to pay.

    And then, I want you to visit a urologist and ask him to snip your tubes because you should never, ever, be allowed to breed.

    All this can be countered of course if you actually open a book or two and read what is in it. Preferably science books. Even elementary level one's should provide you with the very basic information you need. I believe this option may be cheaper and should provide you with the assistance you so desperately need.
     
  17. Felon Banned Banned

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    "Evolution" is a myth brought upon by scientists to validate their paycheck from universities.Its just like Darwin, he travelled to a fucking island and spontaneously came up with all the answers to everything??Give me a break, he just wanted to legitimize his long and expensive journey andcameup with a theory that ppl are still buying to this day!!
     
  18. Felon Banned Banned

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    haha read books,dont make me laugh.Why so i can be just as brain washed as you by society??No thanks.
     
  19. Absane Rocket Surgeon Valued Senior Member

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    Clearly a troll.

    Just back off people.
     
  20. Bells Staff Member

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    Then please. For the love that all that is holy. Never ever breed.
     
  21. Felon Banned Banned

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    If you telling me this is not a monkey, your waay beyond diluted, your waay out there.That is a fucking monkey no matter what you call it!

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  22. Norsefire Salam Shalom Salom Registered Senior Member

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    That is like saying scorpions must be spiders just because they are both arachnids
     
  23. Randwolf Ignorance killed the cat Valued Senior Member

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    /enter troll feeding mode

    True, I can see where it would be difficult for you to read books Felon. After all, that would require the ability to read. Those publications with pictures that you usually peruse are referred to as "comics" by the Illuminati here. Can you imagine? Now if I could just find a good comic explaining the concept of evolution.

    Oh, by the way felon, you know what else? Those crazy evolutionists are worse than you even imagined - they think we evolved from fish like creatures!!! Can you imagine? The heresy of it all! And then the they want you to read books!

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    Don't you listen to any of them - common ancestors indeed...

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