How much does a chuck, chuck.. chuck?

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by Stryder, Apr 10, 2009.

  1. Stryder

    Stryder Keeper of "good" ideas. Valued Senior Member

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    Admittedly I occasionally have to look on that corporate data trap of "Facebook" to "keep up appearances". Anyhow I came across a conversation of two old friends which have been busy digging up the "Chuck Norris" comments/gags. (I would directly link them however since they are "personal" accounts, I thought it prudent not to)

    I have to admit I was a little amused and I know some of you have a sense of humour that tends to enjoy a good "Chuck-le".

    (Thanks guys

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    Stryder, Apr 10, 2009
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  3. Bells

    Bells Staff Member

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    Oh God.

    Not here too.

    Although..

    The best one I think I ever heard was "Chuck Norris is the only man to have survived an abortion".

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    Bells, Apr 10, 2009
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  5. EntropyAlwaysWins

    EntropyAlwaysWins TANSTAAFL. Registered Senior Member

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    Best one I've ever heard:

    It took 5 women, 2 years to give birth to Chuck Norris.
     
    EntropyAlwaysWins, Apr 10, 2009
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  7. Anti-Flag

    Anti-Flag Pun intended Registered Senior Member

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    Chuck norris jokes are sooo 2005.

    Regardless my favourite was "There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live".
     
    Anti-Flag, Apr 10, 2009
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  8. Varda

    Varda The Bug Lady Valued Senior Member

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    Ah cmon stryder.
     
    Varda, Apr 11, 2009
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  9. tim840

    tim840 Registered Senior Member

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    how come the people talking the whole time are A.W. and M.P. but all of a sudden at the end there is a person called P.N. and a person called A.N.
     
    tim840, Apr 12, 2009
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  10. Stryder

    Stryder Keeper of "good" ideas. Valued Senior Member

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    The conversation started with just two guys and a few others joined.
     
    Stryder, Apr 12, 2009
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  11. Oli

    Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    Who ever would have expected that on the internet?
     
    Oli, Apr 12, 2009
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  12. ratchet84

    ratchet84 Registered Member

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    chuck norris

    Once while making love on a tractor trailer, a single sperm from chuck norris made its way to the engine. Optimus Prime was born.
     
    ratchet84, Jun 6, 2010
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  13. Spud Emperor

    Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

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    Chuck Norris is just Steven Seagal in Drag....!
     
    Spud Emperor, Jun 6, 2010
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  14. siledre

    siledre Registered Senior Member

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    I have to agree, that's a good one
     
    siledre, Jun 6, 2010
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  15. soullust

    soullust Registered Senior Member

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    Chuck Noris is an over rated old geezer pussy.
     
    soullust, Jun 6, 2010
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