Random Thoughts

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  1. jessiej920 Shake them dice and roll 'em Valued Senior Member

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    Random thoughts of the day:

    Boredboredboredboredbored. BORED!!!!

    Anyone got a video of Kadark getting raped by the four foot mutant woman?

    Maybe that would lighten my day. Fuck, it is boring to be me right now.
     
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  3. Vkothii Banned Banned

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    I'm not trying to be pretentious, really, I'm only pretending.
     
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  5. jessiej920 Shake them dice and roll 'em Valued Senior Member

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    Still bored. What do people think about CONSENSUAL cannibalism? WTF does that even mean? Here, have an arm or a leg, just chow down if you're hungry...sheesh...

    Bored.
     
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  7. visceral_instinct Monkey see, monkey denigrate Valued Senior Member

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    I'm bored too Jessie. Oh cool..I'd love a nice human arm. *chows down*
     
  8. Mr. Hamtastic whackawhackado! Registered Senior Member

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    wait-Are you girls going to start eating each other, now? Let me go get my camera before you get going, ok?
     
  9. visceral_instinct Monkey see, monkey denigrate Valued Senior Member

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    Not eating each other in THAT way...But if you've got a cannibalism fetish, feel free.
     
  10. Mr. Hamtastic whackawhackado! Registered Senior Member

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    Absolutely, I enjoy the occasional bit of Long Pig. I love the eyes. Like large salty grapes. Can I have yours, once you're done with them, of course.
     
  11. jessiej920 Shake them dice and roll 'em Valued Senior Member

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    Random thoughts of the day:

    Sheep heads. Delicacy or disgusting? I'm going to go with disgusting. I like to pretend my food doesn't have a face...or eyeballs that I could dig out with my fork!! SICK! Would you eat a human head??? BLARGGHH!
     
  12. Mr. Hamtastic whackawhackado! Registered Senior Member

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    Not the whole thing. Scalp would be hard to eat. I hate hair in my food.
     
  13. visceral_instinct Monkey see, monkey denigrate Valued Senior Member

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    Sure Ham, you can have one of my eyes if you give me one of your kidneys to make pie with

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  14. Mr. Hamtastic whackawhackado! Registered Senior Member

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    Sweet! Could you come by and collect it, though? I always mess up surgery done by mirror.
     
  15. visceral_instinct Monkey see, monkey denigrate Valued Senior Member

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    No problem. *flicks open my lock knife, runs it through a flame, grabs some anaesthetic*
     
  16. Mr. Hamtastic whackawhackado! Registered Senior Member

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    Nah, no anaesthetic, thanks. I WANT to feel you cut the skin open and cut the connections to the kidney. I want to know if it is a gel-like sensation or not when you slip it through the skin.

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    I'll have a spoon and some scissors ready for you. Do you want to keep the left or the right?
     
  17. visceral_instinct Monkey see, monkey denigrate Valued Senior Member

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    I'll have the left if it's all the same to you.

    Would you like to keep your ureter, or shall I remove that too since it won't be of much use without a kidney on that side?
     
  18. visceral_instinct Monkey see, monkey denigrate Valued Senior Member

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    I am hyper and hungry, and I am not sure which urge to go with, do some exercise, or eat something.
     
  19. Varda The Bug Lady Valued Senior Member

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    I definitely have to have human liver pate at least once in my life. I'll put it on a plate with some delice de bourgogne, pickled garlic, home made baguette and a nice glass of bordeaux on the side.
     
  20. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    Why not both ?
     
  21. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    Do you think you'll keep it down ?

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  22. Varda The Bug Lady Valued Senior Member

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    hell yes, I think it would be a unique gastronomic experience
     
  23. Mr. Hamtastic whackawhackado! Registered Senior Member

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    No liver for me thanks. Gives me heartburn. An eyeball, perhaps dipped in chocolate or sugar. Like a strawberry. Talk about a taste explosion.

    vi-Get some icecream, eat it, drink some milk, then mosh to something good. You'll have a milkshake! As Yo, Yo, Gabba, Gabba says, you'll have a "party in your tummy."

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