I am trying to relearn how to insult someone properly, showing my absolute disdain for them, their family, their exitence, without resorting to foul language or the equivalent of,"yo momma!". Any suggestions? I'm looking for something with some spiciness that can be adjusted to show my own originality.
It's more fun to pull them apart like pulled pork barbeque. Nice lengthy diatribes about how invalid they are. I just seem to always cuss.
you are nowt but a carbuncle on the buttock of a dung beetle a flea feeding on a camel's armpit a leering gargoyle disqualified as too ugly from the world's biggest gurneying competition a pin headed misanthrope thicker than one of Henry VIII's syphilliptic legs sadder than a crater faced geek at a physicists r us convention smellier than the rotting carcass of an ebola infected hippo
you mean naught, right? Have you been sharing notes with Asguard? And bulldogs eat some tasty stuff you know, you should try it.
Don't come to the North of England and start prancing about with yer nancified "naught" will yer? Unless of course you WANT to French kiss a bulldog's anus. Round 'ere lad it's nowt or nothing no naught about it!
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